How can a friend joke ~

Hey, I see such a problem again! You're not sociable? Or do you want to be more approachable? Or, do you want to be funny and let others say you are funny? Jokes are not humor. Humor is an optimistic attitude when facing difficulties. If you are optimistic about everything, you will naturally become very attractive! For example; You lost 100 yuan. What is your state of mind at this time? Are you sad? Angry? Regret? Feel sorry for yourself? In this state of mind, you will say, "What bad luck." If you keep an optimistic attitude, you will say, "Just now I saw someone holding a sign saying that his family was killed by a Japanese ninja and wanted revenge, but he didn't have the money to learn China Kung Fu. I hope that 100 yuan is enough for him to learn two tricks of China Kung Fu! " Humor, in other words, is also called pleasure in suffering. Now that I have read more books, I naturally understand how to joke. For example, after class, you and your classmate A quarreled over trifles, and A shouted "You call!" At this time, you have several solutions. A: Swearing, the quarrel escalated into a fight. Shut up and turn around. In the future, the relationship between the two was cold. C You shouted "You are, you are, you are?" After shouting several times, you looked at him innocently and asked, "Did you ask me to call you?"? I've already done it. Is there anything else I can do? " ....................................................................................................................................................... The purpose of ...........................'s joke is very simple, that is, to make everyone happy together. I am prepared to answer your question through my own experience; Question 1. How to drive? What should I pay attention to? You'd better introduce 1 successful jokes you have played. What a joke. This is a general question, which mainly depends on your personal experience, knowledge accumulation and subtle observation of life. In fact, walking on the street, besides walking, you can also look at the surrounding scenery. I saw a beggar in the street. He sat in the street with a sign in his hand, which said, "I am committed to tobacco research, but I have no money." Please help me! " Seeing such a lovely beggar, I had to stop and give five yuan. What should I pay attention to? What do you think you should pay attention to when joking? To tell the truth, when you understand this joke, these problems are no longer problems. A successful joke? In high school, I asked girls why they liked to chat with me. They said I was funny. When I was in college, my roommate said, you bitch, that's funny. For example, when I was in high school, I was deeply impressed. During the self-study class, the boy in front pointed to my coke and asked eagerly, "Are you still alive?" I wrinkled my nose and said in disgust, "I am not alive." I will jump down the stairs and die! " "The girl at my deskmate smiled on the spot and rubbed her stomach desperately. I forgot what it was in junior high school, but I still remember it now, because it was in the examination room of the mid-term exam. The invigilator asked me a question, and I didn't know what to say. Then the whole classroom burst into laughter and got the principal. Question 2. How to choose a joke object? What kind of students are not suitable for driving? Can unfamiliar students learn to drive? What should I do if I don't drive well, which backfires and causes disgust or even hatred? When you meet a passerby, you greet him with a smile on your face, and no one will pay attention to you. So, just kidding, you must have opened it with someone you know and have a good relationship with. Also, you should remember the principle that opposites attract and same sex repel. For girls in the same class, as long as they are not pornographic jokes, there is generally no problem. If you meet a girl with a little sense of humor, she can fight you back. I remember when I was in junior high school, I laughed at a girl with no breasts, but she looked disdainful. " I can grow up here, but yours will never have a chance! ""unfamiliar students, of course, can open, but there is a principle that your joke is not for fun. Let me make an analogy. When I was in college, I rested on the bed in the dormitory. People from other departments ran to my bedside and asked me, "Have you seen my letter? A (my roommate) told me to put it in your bed! " After that, I also emphasized: "It's yellow!" I got up and found the letter and criticized, "You J8, how dare you throw pornographic letters everywhere!" ! . "He looked blankly, smiled and took the letter and handed me a cigarette. If the effect is not good, your attitude is the most important thing when it backfires. You have to understand, it's your fault, not that he has no stomach and doesn't appreciate it. Knowing this, it was easy to solve. I said to him in dismay, "Well, I didn't expect you to forgive me either. But you have to understand my kindness. I did it for your own good! We must know that in today's society, the world is cold and the people are warm and cold, and it is not easy to gain a foothold in society. Do you know what three queens people have? I'm telling you, there is IQ, that's IQ, EQ, that's EQ, you certainly don't know. Oh? If you don't talk, I know I don't know. Let me tell you something. What, you said you knew, MQ Suntech? No, it's not MQ. I told you, and you got it. I tell you, there is another Q, which is QQ. ..... "In fact, after all, joking is an attitude towards life, but I prefer to use humor to describe it. Now I understand that learning makes people get everything, which is pure fart, but to understand this truth, only learning can understand it. So, if you want to make your language interesting, all you can do is think more, read more and observe more. PS: Joking is not to please others, not to impress others, but to sublimate after thinking about life. Knowing this, I think joking is actually very simple.