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What is the bad joke told by the heroine in Full House? Among them there is a tortoise and a hare racing.

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Zhi En: A very cute rabbit competes with a super fast tortoise. Who do you think will win?

Yingzai: Rabbit.

Zhi En: Deng, that’s wrong, it’s a turtle. I told you it was a super fast turtle! Let me say one more thing. This time it is a competition between a very cute rabbit and a tortoise wearing sunglasses. Guess who wins?

Young Jae: Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit

Ji En: That’s wrong, it’s the tortoise. He took off his sunglasses and it turned out to be the super fast turtle just now.

2

Zhi En: Do you know the name of the tallest person in Russia? Skyi Pkileski (the man who can fly into the sky)! Do you know the name of the most famous thief in France? But does Perez de Ybourmontan (who jumped over the wall and stole all the quilts) know the name of the most famous entertainer in France? To Doo (

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Jieun: What is the name of the thinnest person in Japan? What is the name of the most famous football player in China, Bisano Rimag (who can walk in raindrops)?

What is the name? What is the name of the most famous criminal policeman in France? Your Dago is shouting (you all come here)

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Zhi En: The hare and the tortoise are racing. The hare has already run so far away, but our tortoise has not given up. Still crawling hard step by step, while crawling hard, he looked at the ground and saw a snail crawling hard. The turtle looked at the snail and felt sorry for it, so he said "Come on, come up." The turtle carried the snail and crawled hard again. After crawling for a while, he looked over there and saw another cutworm crawling hard...

Yingzai: Cutworm? Is it A Bug's Story? Are you all here?

Zhi En: When the turtle looked at the cutworm, he felt sorry for it, so he said, "Come on, come up too." The cutworm said hello to the snail on the turtle's back, but you guessed it, the snail looked at the cutworm and said What did you say? "Hold on tight, this turtle is so fast"

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