The TV series Legend of Wulin is twenty-five times. What is the story told by Tong's father? Dialogue! thank you

Laobai: No, no, no, uncle, I know I was wrong. Uncle, please give me a break, uncle.

Mouth: Stop it!

Laobai: Oh, brother, there you are, brother.

Mouth: Who is your brother?

Laobai: What do you mean?

Mouth: You brainless thing.

Laobai: You smelly boy.

Mouth: What did you do before?

Laobai: Hehe, life lies in sports. Jogging is good for health. One, two, one (out).

Fortis: Hey, hey, why did he run away?

Mouth: It's time. At this time every day, he goes out to practice and sit down.

Uncle: You are ready. Let's start at once.

Mouth: Are you leaving now?

Fortis: Yes.

Mouth: The shopkeeper hasn't promised yet.

Fortis: Tie up the parcel and take her away.

Mouth: That's unreasonable.

Uncle: (striking table) Well, it's her father, so she doesn't even have this right?

Mouth: Don't worry, I have an idea.

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Xiaobei room

Fortis: Master Mo, er, the main purpose of my coming here is to discuss Xiang Yu with you.

Beckham: Well, what is it? Sit down and talk it over.

Fortis: Well, this girl is too stupid to come to work. She has given you a lot of trouble these days.

Beckham: It's really troublesome.

Fortis: Well, this woman has been spoiled since she was a child. She doesn't have much education. Such a woman is a burden everywhere.

Beckham: It's really complicated.

Fortis: So, er, I want to take her back this time to avoid making a fool of myself here.

Beckham: It's really embarrassing. Hey, what should I do if you take her away?

Fortis: Do what you have to do. If you are willing to go with us, we will go to Hanzhong together.

Beckham: Is Hanzhong interesting?

Fortis: Very interesting. There are people everywhere during the Spring Festival.

Beckham: What's so interesting about people?

Uncle: What are you playing? Do you like riding horses?

Beckham: Riding a horse? Do you have a horse at home?

Fortis: There are only 20 bald Dawan ponies here. If you want to ride a horse, please ask a dozen escorts to accompany you, and come down when you are tired of playing.

Beckham: Wow, let's go now.

Fortis: Don't worry, don't worry. Well, the main purpose of my coming here is to convince Xiang Yu.

Beckham: What are you trying to convince? Take a bundle of rope and take it straight away.

Uncle: No, no, a good horse can't press his head when drinking water, or he will choke.

Beckham: (choking when drinking water) I don't understand.

Uncle: OK, come on. Well, I'll teach you.

Zhang Guifang

Beckham: Well, Yu Xiang.

Shopkeeper: What's the name of the pipe?

Beckham: Sister-in-law, I want to go back to Hanzhong with you. It doesn't matter whether I go or not. Aren't all the places where I live the same? You are different. You are a widow. What's wrong with not staying at home? Why are you staring at me?

Shopkeeper: Sit down and continue.

Beckham: Come back to Hanzhong with me.

Shopkeeper: Uh, I'll call you back?

Beckham: Who is the same as others? In Hanzhong, life is still the same.

Shopkeeper: It's totally different.

Beckham: Nonsense (Voice of Shaanxi). Girls should look like girls.

Shopkeeper: Quite similar. What else did dad teach you to say?

Beckham: He didn't teach me, sister-in-law. Just say yes. Hanzhong is so fun.

Shopkeeper: How nice!

Beckham: You can ride a horse. A dozen guards followed me.

Shopkeeper: I follow from morning till night, and I can't get rid of it.

Beckham: No way.

Shopkeeper: That's how I got through it. When I was young, I looked forward to it every day, that is, I looked forward to getting married and coming out early. You will know how important freedom is when you grow up.

Beckham: But I still want to ride a horse.

Shopkeeper: Then ride it. You're not going back anyway.

Beckham: selfish

backyard

Scholar: What did you say?

Guo: Even if I borrow it from you, I will definitely pay it back to you later.

Scholar: Where did I get so much money?

Guo: If you can't take it out, you have to take it, or you have to go back to Hanzhong with them as a concubine. Would you like to?

Scholar: I gave you money. Go home as soon as you are free. What should I do?

Guo: Look at what you said, I can still let you go.

Scholar: Then I don't know.

Guo: Roll, roll, roll as far away as possible. Don't let me see you again.

Scholar: I don't want to see you yet.

Guo: Kick you to death. Who are you?

Old Bai came in.

Laobai: What's the matter? Fighting again

Guo: It's none of your business. Go back to your calm place.

Laobai: I tell you, now is not the time to quarrel. If we don't unite now, we won't get through this.

Guo: Then how can we unite?

Laobai: Old people bully others too much. No wonder we are impolite. I'll go all out to fight him.

Guo: That's a lie.