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A leader will drive to meet his lover. He thinks the driver drives slowly. Ask the driver: What gear is our car?

The driver answered honestly: fifth gear. "You hang them all up and make the car run faster!"

This child is really cute. Is it yours? The man with the child in his arms answered no, "Your nephew or brother?" "No, to tell you the truth, I am a salesman of oral contraceptives, and all children are returned when customers can't get them."

Dr. He proposed to Miss Bao, a nurse, but she was rejected. Dr. He was surprised and asked her why. Miss Bao said, if I marry you and have a baby, people won't call me poached eggs!

The wife has not received the money from her husband for a long time. Telegraph: Send the money quickly. Husband replied: I will send it in a few days and give you a thousand kisses. The next day, my wife replied: I gave the 1000 kisses to the landlord, and he said that the rent was not needed.

5. One person handed the clerk 2000 yuan: buy a Santana. The salesgirl was puzzled. That humanity, doesn't your door say Santana 2000? Salesgirl: You cross the road, where Mercedes-Benz 600 runs!

6. The wife is ugly and stupid, and the husband often sighs: If others live alone, I will not live alone. My wife doesn't understand. Father: You answered that I am not a widow. The husband sighed again, but the wife forgot that sentence. A: Others get sores, but I don't get sores. Husband wry smile: Your regenerative sore is worse.

7. A child always cries behind a pregnant woman. The pregnant woman finally got impatient and turned to ask, what's the matter with you, son? "Aunt,

The child sobbed and said, "My balloon is gone. Did you hide it in your stomach?

8. Criminal police, get drunk before solving the case. Security team, drive away customers and sleep by yourself. Traffic police team, stand by the road, etc. The riot squad itself is a triad society. Guard, have dinner with the chief.

9. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

10. Chicken is called egg, and duck is called duck egg. Those who will explode are called bombs, those who see this message are called assholes, and those who are still laughing are called idiots. The angry one is a big idiot. If you lose this message, you are finished! I'm so angry with you, son of a bitch!

1 1. One day, a tiger chased a crab, and the crab disappeared after chasing it. The tiger turned around and found a spider in the tree. The tiger said with a smile, don't think that I don't know you when you are online.

12. You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.