The hottest joke in the circle of friends

1. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent, and as long as you are fat, nothing is useful.

2. I am so handsome. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they didn't give me a pair of hard-working hands, could I make myself look so beautiful?

3. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow when I was sleeping, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away, which scared me to death.

Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can lose your temper with such a lovely me, speechless!

6. You work overtime and forget to eat and sleep. Sometimes it is probably a sign of inefficiency and working ability.

Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the Express Hotel. I gave directions to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they would find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge and do good deeds every day.

Eight. Once I was in the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

9. the king of hell asks you

I won't stay if I die in the middle of the night.

Even, because he has no procrastination.

10. People say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled.

1 1. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone.

14. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack, which is delicious.

15. I saw a handsome guy in the mall today. Even though he is a man, I can't help staring at him. He also showed me that I had the cheek to look at it and it turned out to be a mirror.

16. Do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law always falls into the water at the same time.

17. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, to sum up, it is

Five words: "I will pick a girlfriend."

18. Let's not meet. Shampoo is very tiring, and shampoo is expensive.

19. If you don't like me, I will cry with your trouser legs and wipe your nose with your clothes. I don't want decency, just you.

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There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.