Humorous speech opening remarks

Humorous opening remarks can add atmosphere, so how to write humorous opening remarks? The following are some model essays about humorous opening remarks for your reference.

Humorous speech opening remarks 1

Sorry, gentlemen, you have come to the wrong place, and today's speech is invalid; I don't think we need any speeches. What we need is sincere communication. Then, our sincere communication begins today.

As soon as I took the stage, I told the audience that today's speech was invalid, and everyone was surprised. Then I thought, what's going on? At this time, the audience's attention was completely attracted by the speaker, and then the speaker began to say: Our sincere communication begins today. ? Next, start the speech. The biggest advantage of this method is that it can quickly catch the attention of the audience. )

? Guys, some people really run well and hit it off! There is a "trick inscription" that tells us: the position is not high, but there is a spirit above the head; The official is not big, but the hand is long; Si is a trick, only I seek it; Hold thick legs above and use them for private use below; Bragging is lucky, flattery doesn't touch the needle, you can open the back door and talk about friendship.

There is no cell of justice, no rules, alcohol and tobacco, and money can communicate with God.

Confucius said:? What is this?

My surname is Hu, so what I say next is nonsense, so I can't take it seriously. My name is Gu, and today is night, and there is a little moonlight in the sky, so I will become Hu with me, so what I say can be nonsense, and I don't care about being in that position!

Ladies and gentlemen, please let me shine on the stage. If you like me very much, please applaud. Don't clap your hands if you like me too much. Thank you for your cooperation. ...

This opening remark left a very frank and humorous impression of superiority.

Soon, at? Golden microphone night? At the literary evening, I saw him smiling and said to the audience, I'm glad to see you again, but it's a pity to see me again. ...

Opening remarks, self-mockery and opening remarks 2

Humor bridging

Self-mockery opens the way for prologue-humor bridging

Self-mockery is? Spontaneous combustion? Used in the opening remarks, the purpose is to introduce yourself skillfully in humorous language, which will make the audience feel more cordial and shorten the distance with the audience invisibly.

At the Fourth Generation Meeting, Jun Xiao was invited to take the stage, and the first sentence was:? My name is Jun Xiao, and I am an unearthed cultural relic. ? This sentence contains many complicated feelings: bitterness, helplessness, pride and happiness.

And expressed in self-deprecating language, the form is extremely simple and the connotation is particularly rich! Hu Shi began his speech like this: I didn't come to give you a report today, I came? Nonsense? Yes, because my last name is Hu. ? As soon as the voice fell, there was laughter from the audience.

This kind of prologue not only introduces himself skillfully, but also embodies the humble accomplishment of the speaker, enlivens the atmosphere on the field and communicates the psychology of the speaker and the audience, killing two birds with one stone.

1990 CCTV invited Mr. Ling Feng, a film artist from Taiwan Province Province, to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

At that time, many audiences were still unfamiliar with him, but after his wonderful opening remarks, he was immediately recognized by the audience and received a warm welcome.

He said:? In LAM Raymond, I am different from the article, although we both won? Golden Bell Award? There is also the title of best male singer, but I am famous for my ugly appearance. Generally speaking, the female audience has a bad impression on me. They think I'm thinner than a yellow flower and my face is darker than coal. ? These words were witty and funny, which caused the audience to burst into laughter.

This opening remark left a good impression of frankness and humor.

Soon, at? Golden microphone night? At the literary evening, I saw him smile and say to the audience: I'm glad to see you again, but I'm sorry to see me again. ? The audience applauded warmly.

At this point, Ling Feng's name spread all over the motherland.

3 Opening remarks, impromptu questions, 3

Clever transition

The opening speech was impromptu-a clever transition.

Speaking seriously as soon as you take the stage will give people a stiff and abrupt feeling, which is hard for the audience to accept.

We might as well take the people, events and scenes in front of us as a topic, extend it and unconsciously introduce the audience into the speech.

You can talk about the layout of the venue, the weather at that time, the mood at this time, and the image of a participant. For example, you can say: I just found a familiar comrade here, who seems to be a friend of mine. Take a closer look, it's not. But I don't think it matters. We already know each other here, so can't we be friends in the future? What I want to say today is my personal thoughts as a friend. ?

On the Teacher's Day celebration, if the weather is cloudy, you can start like this: Today the weather is not very good and gloomy, but we see a bright spot here. ? Then turn to the topic, eulogize the great soul and dedication of teachers, because they burn themselves and illuminate the future of others and mankind.

1863, the National Martyrs Cemetery in Gettysburg, USA was completed.

On the day of the inauguration ceremony, Secretary of State Everett stood on the rostrum and saw the crowd, wheat fields, pastures, orchards, rolling hills and towering peaks vividly. He was deeply moved and emotional, and immediately changed his original intention. Judging from this situation:

Standing under the clear sky, from this vast field that has been cultivated all the year round and now has a quiet rest, the majestic Allegheny Mountain stands in front of you, and the graves of brothers are at your feet. I really dare not break the infinite peace arranged by God and nature with my insignificant voice.

But I must fulfill the responsibility you entrusted to me, and I pray for your tolerance and sympathy.

This prologue has beautiful language, slow pace and deep feelings, and people, scenery, things and feelings are so perfectly and naturally integrated.

According to records, when Everett just finished this passage, many listeners burst into tears.

I don't mean to beat around the bush, so I can't digress from Wan Li and ramble.

Otherwise, it will dilute the theme and make the audience feel tired and impatient.

The speaker must have a clear idea, and he should also pay attention to the fact that the contents of stippling must reflect each other and be integrated with the theme.

Opening remarks create suspense and stimulate interest 4

The prologue creates suspense and stimulates interest.

Everyone has a curious nature. Once you have doubts, you should find out.

In order to arouse the strong interest of the audience, suspense can be used.

Creating suspense in the opening remarks can often produce miraculous effects.

Peng Pai, an early revolutionary of the Party, worked as a farmer in Hailufeng, and once went to the countryside to give a speech to farmers.

How can we attract farmers who come and go in a hurry He came up with a good idea.

Standing under a big banyan tree, he suddenly shouted, Here comes the tiger! Here comes the tiger! ? People believed it and fled.

After a while, I found a false alarm, so everyone gathered around to accuse him.

Peng Pai said? I'm sorry to scare everyone.

But I'm not crazy. Don't those bureaucrats, landlords, local tyrants and evil gentry eat people? Then, I preach the revolutionary truth to you.

After this speech, the work of agricultural transportation in this area started rapidly.

Creating suspense is not mystifying, neither frequent use nor mystifying.

When appropriate, we should solve the suspense, satisfy the curiosity of the audience, take care of each other before and after the content, and have a seamless structure.

For example, a teacher lectures. At this time, the order of the venue was chaotic and the students were not interested in the lecture. The teacher turned around and wrote a poem on the blackboard. That night, the black geese flew very high, and Khan quietly escaped during the night. I was about to lead the light cavalry to catch up when the snow fell full of bows and knives. ? After writing, he said: This is a famous Tang poem, which is widely circulated and has been selected as a middle school textbook.

Everyone says it's well written, but I think there is something wrong with it.

What's the problem? We'll talk later.

Today my topic is reading and asking questions? At this time, the audience was silent, and the students' appetite was hung up.

At the end of the speech, the teacher said, What's wrong with this poem? It doesn't make sense.

Since it is a dark night, how can we see geese flying? Since it is a cold season, there is no wild goose sound echoing from beginning to end in the north, which can deepen the impression of the audience and strengthen the content of the speech, which is memorable.