Are there any jokes in German?

Hans F. I got it. She wrote. "Why didn't you tell me?" Let's leave now. “Wieseo？ He said, "No swimming!" "

Hans fell into the lake and was saved. Someone asked him, "Why don't you swim?" "Why? Isn't it written here: "No swimming! "

What is your salary? Lige Hubbard! May I? He said that he is a selfish man. But is it true? Ceric: Is the Fuehrer here? CHS tens fünfzig gram。 "

The policeman said to the driver, "Your car is too heavy! I have to get your driver's license. " "This is ridiculous. The heaviest driving license is only 50 grams. "

"Koster de Blau Anzuge?" Is Harry dead? Yu Fulin Harry "Vondemark" Saint? A cup of coffee. He was fired. "Then what?" "Nap Zwe Pfeiffer", please respond.

"How much is that blue suit?" Harry asked the salesgirl. "500 marks." Harry gave a whistle. He carefully looked at the brown suit next to him. "What about this?" "It's worth two whistles," she answered.

I found "I have a very good idea." -"Tutmir Leid, but in letzter wurden nur gr? Before Scheine abgegeben. " -"Nothing. I can see her. "

At the lost and found office. "I lost twenty marks yesterday." "Unfortunately, only large bills have been handed in recently." "That's all right. I can help you find it."

Dieter schreter said in an interview. Mr. lehrer said, "Don't I like this word? Rt: Hello, everyone. Can Mr. An Fasen come? geschrieben！” "Do you know that one person can beat a tiger?"

Dietmer wrote the word "tiger". The teacher sighed: "I didn't say: everything you can touch should be capitalized!" " "Dieter asked suspiciously." Do you think tigers can be touched? "

Briefing? She is a smart person because she is a very smart person. "Hello, Hein," he said. “Pass bloss auf”，ruft der Leuchtturmw？ chter zurück。 "When you say that, I want to listen to the newspaper report.

The postman was very unhappy because he had to row to the lighthouse to send postcards. "Your letter, Hein," he shouted gloomily. "Listen," replied the lighthouse guard. "If you keep pulling such a long face, I'll order a daily newspaper at once!"