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How awesome are the American police?

I don't know if you heard the news the other day, but the retired four-star general in the United States was injured and dragged away by the police. That's awesome for American police. The military boss said to fight. I checked the information on the internet and found that the retired generals of the American police are all little relatives, and the active soldiers have also killed many. Let me tell you slowly.

American police is a "terrorist" organization.

When many people who have been to the United States are asked about their impressions of the most powerful country in the world, many people will say: This is a country with police, a country full of police. A friend of mine once showed me an experience in the United States with a scar on his head: a trip to new york in June 2009. He was born disabled and can't walk in a straight line. He was beaten bloody by a group of strong policemen on the streets of Manhattan and dragged back to the police station. The embassy staff who bailed him out said that the new york police couldn't walk in a straight line at that time, and they suspected that he had just smoked Du's cigarette before arresting him. God, he's just a poor disabled person.

I have terrible news. At present, there are about 18760 independent police agencies (police stations) in the United States, with about 940275 employees, half of whom are' temporary workers'. The total number is even more horrible. Employees account for 3.25% of the American population, that is to say, if you look at the United States 100 people, three of them have been policemen. Only 1.2% in China. The annual expenditure is 5 1 100 million dollars! There are so many kinds of police, it is estimated that people who have just gone to the United States can't even read abbreviations.

Some people may not understand the level of American police. There is a provision in the American Constitution that gives states their own "police" ability. However, the coexistence of federal police agencies and state police agencies has caused many ironies; Especially in grass-roots police stations, county-level police actually coexist with the' municipal government' police. Each state has its own state police. In addition to their own police forces, counties and counties also have some special police agencies, such as' railway police' and even' tribal police' in some Indian areas. In some big cities, there are docks, traffic control, bridge management, housing management and school police (even the US Congress has its own police force and special police team).

This chaotic "system" really gives the American government a headache today, but how can it hurt? Because the problem of "system" can't come up with a better solution. Even when the number of police stations in the United States is counted every year, it is always a mess; In some States, the state police battalion in each county is also considered as a police station; Some States have many' special police', so they are counted as police forces. For example, in Florida, there are many kinds of "special" police forces, including wildlife protection, fire protection-forest fire prevention and alcohol management. Oh, by the way, liquor management can't control tobacco, and it is considered to be ultra vires! No wonder a congressman shouted on TV one year, why do our police spend so much money on the country!

Among them, there are 50 special police agencies in the United States alone, most of which are affiliated to the Ministry of Justice or the Ministry of Finance. The Department of Homeland Security, the Ministry of the Interior, the US Federal Bureau of Investigation ATF DEA TSA ICE, the state government and the Ministry of Agriculture also have their own police agencies. The gendarmerie is sometimes regarded as a member of the judicial "system". It is said that China has a serious bureaucracy, and so does the whole United States. There are dozens of kinds of a policeman. Among these American policemen, the estimation that the American people hate most is the ICE Federal Taxation Bureau. This group of people is the American version of Huang Shiren. If you don't pay taxes, ICE will find you. Moving things is a trivial matter. Maybe even your house and pets will be confiscated.

The present situation of American police system

The American police report that the huge system has caused many problems, such as violent law enforcement and excessive militarization of racial discrimination. Legal robbery of property and so on,

American police's terror and violence enforcement.

"American police: put your hands up!" The famous German weekly published an experience of a German being searched by the police in the United States. Many people think that America is a free country. However, there are countless regulations in the United States that make unsuspecting foreign tourists at a loss. Many times, American police make a mountain out of a molehill and show "authority" for various reasons. Once, a female student from China was dragged to the highway by state police in Texas to forcibly check her vagina just because she smelled smoke in her car. This kind of thing did not gradually decrease until Indian female diplomats were detected by the police. "Hands up!" This is the mantra of American police. People must put their hands on their heads immediately, or they may be violently enforced and killed by the police. This is a frightening American "police culture shock".

The American police have a wide range of functions, mainly including maintaining order, enforcing the law and providing people's livelihood services, and enforcing the law has absolute authority. They enjoy the rights of detention, interrogation, search and arrest. As long as the suspect is arrested according to law, you don't need to ask anyone. If the suspect tries to resist, the police also have the right to kill him in defense without any prior instructions. In 20 13, statistics in the United States reported that American police shot and killed more than 458 people in one year. On average, nearly two people are killed by the police every day.

When you are questioned by the American police, anything you can do may give the police a reason to shoot you. In the United States, if stopped by a police car, the driver should roll down the window, put his hands on the steering wheel and wait for instructions from the police. Never rummage through things without permission, let alone open the door and get off without permission. Because when the police checked the papers, his partner was standing on the other side of the car, ready to shoot the attacker.

In 20 12, Marin, a policeman from Houston, Texas, shot and killed a disabled person with one arm and one leg in a wheelchair. The reason is that after Marin warned "Don't move", the man still kept waving a flashing metal object. So I shot him. Later, I learned that the flashing metal object was actually a pen, and the bilateral amputee was a retired staff sergeant of the United States Army who suffered from serious war sequelae and often had attacks. Afterwards, police officer Marin was immediately asked to take three days' administrative leave and submit a report on the shooting incident. He was later acquitted by the court. That's what happened when the general was beaten this time. If you don't obey the American police, you will be beaten or shot.

13110/0 In October, the California police, the most incompetent in the American media, shot at a13-year-old boy who was fiddling with a plastic submachine gun and handcuffed the "suspect". 65438+In September 2003, new york police shot at the crowd to arrest the suspect. As a result, the criminal was not injured, but two innocent women were seriously injured by police bullets. All these make Russians look down on them. Voice of Russia: Even in the Soviet era, our police used weapons cautiously in cities. But in the United States, this behavior of the police often goes unpunished.

Serious racial discrimination

At present, the high crime rate of black Americans can be regarded as a social cancer. "Due to historical factors, blacks are at the bottom of society and have limited education. Many black people are brought up by single mothers and don't even know who their father is. " In this reality, blacks generally live in very shabby and concentrated poor neighborhoods. According to statistics, nearly half of the criminal population in the United States is black, far higher than other ethnic groups. In this case, it is understandable that the American police want to shoot when they see a black man.

It is the racial discrimination of American police. In fact, it is not unreasonable. In recent years, the victims of manslaughter cases are all black, and most of the policemen involved are white. Last year, two cases of manslaughter by American police triggered global protests against American police. First, michael brown, a black teenager in Ferguson, Missouri, was beaten into a sieve by the police after just robbing a store; Then there was Eric Garner, a middle-aged black man, whose crime was just selling a cigarette on the street in new york-he was strangled by a policeman in front of five other policemen, and the whole process was recorded by passers-by.

American police are over-militarized.

The "militarization" of the American police began with the relevant provisions of the National Defense Authorization Act passed by the US Congress in the 1990s. According to the regulations, the Minister of National Defense can transfer the materials of the Ministry of National Defense to the federal and state governments, but the following conditions must be met: First, these materials are suitable for the federal and state government departments to combat drug trafficking; Second, these materials exceed the needs of the Ministry of National Defense. During the three years from 1997 to 2000, the Ministry of National Defense donated 3,800 M- 16 rifles, 2 185 M- 14 rifles, 73 grenade launchers and 1 12 to local police stations. This situation worsened after the 9 1 1 incident.

In the last decade, the US Department of Defense has increased military weapons worth billions of dollars, and the Department of Homeland Security has allocated billions of dollars for local governments to purchase a series of military equipment, from bayonets to night vision equipment. The most exaggerated thing is that in a small town with a population of less than 2,000 in Florida, only seven policemen have M- 16 automatic rifles provided by the Ministry of National Defense, and there are only three traffic lights in the town. A small town police station in Maine is even more exaggerated, equipped with the same anti-mine armored personnel carriers as the US troops stationed in Iraq.

Advanced weapons undoubtedly make American police abuse force more and more frequently, taking SWAT, the commando of American police system, as an example. America is full of swat troops. Every day from 1980 to 2000, the number of special police officers in the United States increased by 1400%. In 2005, the special police unit dispatched as many as 60 thousand times, reaching 80 thousand times last year. If SWAT frequently calls the police because of the soaring number of vicious crimes in the United States, then this phenomenon is understandable. But in fact, the special police force is targeting fewer and fewer serious crimes, and more is to perform tasks such as ward rounds.

Special police units across the United States have invaded homes more than 100 times, and most of the arrested suspects usually pose no danger to others. At the federal level, not only the Ministry of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security are equipped with a large number of special police units, but also some federal departments isolated from terrorist attacks, such as the US Fisheries and Wildlife Service, the Consumer Product Safety Administration, the National Space Administration, the Ministry of Education, the Ministry of Health, the National Park Service and the Food and Drug Administration, are not satisfied, and even have their own special police units. It can be said that the positioning of the special police force by governments at all levels in the United States has long evolved from a rapid response force established for a few specific types of crimes to a regular police force engaged in daily law enforcement.

The police legally took money to rob you

It is normal and legal for the burly uncle of the US imperialist police to break into the door and take away the suspect, and then carry cash, electrical appliances, drugs, etc. Put it in a big bag and take it out of the house The English technical term is "civil assets for confiscation", which allows the police to confiscate any "suspicious" items to fill the budget. Even if you haven't committed a crime, you can still legally take anything from you, including your car and your house.

What about the rest of the detained money? The answer is that the local police station handles it by itself. You can use it whenever you want, buy wine, toys and smoothies. It can be said that in the absence of restraint, "civil confiscation" has become the small treasury of the local police station in the United States.

For example:

My buddy bought a car on eBay and paid with 20,000 cash. Speeding on the road was stopped by the police and all the cash was confiscated on the grounds that "normal people don't bring so much cash". This guy repeatedly explained that he wanted to buy a car, but he didn't listen at all, and it wasn't written in the police report.

Some states in the United States also allow the police to incorporate confiscated vehicles into police convoys. Such regulations will obviously increase the police's interest in seizing goods and cash. For example, the prosecutor in New Jersey once said that he would consider the police's "wish list" when dealing with civil confiscation cases. If the police really want to confiscate certain items, the procuratorate will actively cooperate.

Under such legal protection, the police can see that police in small places in the United States set up checkpoints everywhere to check vehicles in other States. Once you have a lot of cash in your car, you are finished. The police will legally take your money to investigate, and you will go to the local area to constantly argue with the judge, and you will never pay it back until you quarrel for a year or two.

It is also a felony to film police enforcement in the United States. In some states, if you want to film the police, you have to get permission from the police. Why? Because the legislative officials believe that if people are given the right to shoot policemen at will, more photos and videos of police violence will further affect the "prestige and rights" of the police, and more videos of bullying immigrants and ethnic minorities will spread on the Internet, which is a public relations nightmare for the state government. Therefore, simply pass a series of laws to prohibit people from filming police. What a once-and-for-all law.

The picture above is a sad story. An old man who was bored enough to film the police searching the house was taken back to the police station by a group of policemen. His Rottweiler tried to protect its owner and was shot dead on the spot.

In America, the police can punish you at will on American highways. Some state police even just guess speeding. Some states have laws that the police can guess your speed intuitively, instead of using radar speed measuring devices as evidence of speeding.

In California, Washington and other places. Single women, please don't carry more than two condoms, and they will be sent to prison as ji women by the police.