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Do you remember those jokes caused by drinking too much?

When I was a child, one autumn, the son of a farmer in a neighboring village held a wedding banquet. According to local customs, every household in the neighboring village group naturally sent people to congratulate her. In addition to counting the number of all their relatives and friends, the host also prepared a seat for one person for each neighboring village group (all uninvited). A neighbor's husband was not at home that day, so his wife had to congratulate him on his behalf. There are dozens of tables at the wedding banquet, all brewed by farmers themselves. Farmers meet happy events, drink generously, respect each other bowl after bowl, and basically come to everyone. Female neighbors usually don't drink much, but they are embarrassed not to drink other people's toasts (rice wine is especially sweet and slippery, but it has great stamina. ), after three rounds of drinking, the female neighbor drank a lot, flushed and drunk, but she still held a wine bowl to respect everyone and kept shouting "Drink, drink, drink ……". She was so brave that she was immediately called a "heroine". After a few hours of banquet, the neighbors had to carry her all the way home. I woke up the next day and heard neighbors whispering, only to know that I had made a fool of myself in front of everyone yesterday and regretted it. From then on, she never dared to drink again.

The first one:

Once I went to the roast bar outside the park to drink, and in the middle of it, a colleague disappeared. Then all kinds of phones finally got through, and as a result, he said he was lost. We: Do you look up at any landmark buildings or objects next to you? Colleague: Many trees ... In the middle of the night, we searched in the grass for 1 hour before we found him ... what a tall tree. ...

The second one:

Once I went out for a barbecue with friends, maybe because I was in a bad mood, I wanted to drink for the first time. She just poured a cup and insisted on it. After drinking a bottle, I got drunk and walked all the way. Then I helped her and sent her home, which was good. I kicked someone else's car on the road and shouted, XX City is mine.

The third one:

One of my buddies got drunk and hit me on the head for a long time. Why can't he pull up? It's so rigid. He scares me. Later, his mother couldn't pull it open and finally fell asleep on the flower bed.

The fourth one:

Once I was drunk and my friend sent me home. After getting on the bus, I touched the door handle and asked the driver, where is the door? Where did the door go? I laughed wildly all the way in the car, and I didn't know what to laugh at. After getting off the bus, I said goodbye to the car door. See you tomorrow. Then I sat on the ground and smiled. My friend said, I will never forget the look on our faces when the driver looked at us. ...

It was a night during the Spring Festival. A friend of mine and his father-in-law had a drink. After three rounds of drinking, my father-in-law had a good time. After the son-in-law is unreasonable, you say, I'll help you clean her up. My friend said something that was extremely embarrassing at that time. Guess what he said. You won't believe it.

People who drink alcohol are called the highest realm.

A, Brewmaster, that is, a thousand cups are not drunk, and everyone in the world is lonely. This is a fighter who drinks.

Secondly, the wine saint is second only to Brewmaster at best, so I won't elaborate on them one by one.

Third, the positive style of wine is typical of giving one's life to accompany a gentleman. This type of people are mostly moody people.

Fourth, drinking is not fatal. Attention, gentlemen,