Funny topic of real estate sales

Real estate sales sketch script real estate agent sketch "My real estate is my master"

Characters:

Gao Sheng: Male, sales office manager, 30 years old, slightly fat, white shirt and blue tie, witty and dedicated.

Bu Xia: Female, sales person, 24 years old, dressed as a professional woman. Youth and beauty.

Cheng Cheng: Male, self-employed boss, 33 years old, wearing a black suit, red tie and black shoes. Arrogant.

Liu Cun: Male, farmer, 54 years old, wearing a simple tunic suit, liberation shoes and carrying a sack. Simple and honest, kind

Scene:

There is a real estate model in the center of the stage, and a table (sales counter) is placed on the left back side. The front of the table is marked: sales office of Fukang community.

Script:

Gao Sheng and Bu Xia appeared.

Goldman Sachs: My name is Goldman Sachs, and I am the sales office manager of Fukang Community.

Bu Xia: My name is Bu Xia, and I am the sales office manager of Fukang Community-

Gao Sheng: Huh?

Buxia: (winks) His little soldier.

Gao Sheng: Don't be poor. Selling the property is the last word. If these buildings can't be sold, the manager of Shenma is just a cloud. Let's go online to see if there is a god who buys a house.

Bu Xia: Yes.

Two men went into the counter to work.

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Liu Cun: (staring at the real estate, mumbling) Oh! Oh, dear! Te exquisite, Te classic, such a small building is really beautiful-bright, alas! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Buxia: (cautiously) Grandpa, do you have a toothache?

Liu Cun: (turns to look at Bu Xia and sighs) It's exquisite and classic.

Bu Xia: (hiding his face shyly) Grandpa, you flatter me.

Liu Cun: Hey, hey, hey, this girl is really real. I said girl, your building is too small. Is it specially designed for dwarfs in fairy tales?

Bu Xia: Grandpa, I didn't see it. You are always humorous. This is a real estate, a real estate, you know?

Liu Cun: (exaggeratedly shaking his head) Daughter, I don't care. In our great People's Republic of China (PRC), I must speak Mandarin. Oh, she sings very well. Chinese is spoken all over the world, and Confucius' words are becoming more and more international.

Buxia: (Laughing) Grandpa, you are always so humorous.

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Cheng Cheng is dressed in a formal suit, dashing and dashing.

Cheng Cheng: Sharpen your head and go to town, settle down to work, buy a house today and really be a city dweller. Hehe, hehe hehe, what's my name? Cheng Shicheng.

Busch: (slowly) God! Here comes the tea-

Love story excitedly stepped forward and took the cup. Bouchard's eyes are full of accidents.

Cheng Cheng: (holding a teacup, squinting and singing emotionally) You are like a fire in that winter. The blazing fire warmed me. I am deeply attracted by your architecture. I want the best. (Stop singing) Call me God, very good, very full, beauty, are you an angel?

Bu Xia: (lowers his head and picks his nails) Yes, angel, I am bossed around every day. I'm Buxia, the manager of this sales department-

Cheng Cheng: Huh?

Buxia: His little soldier.

Cheng Cheng: Oh!

Buxia: (smiling and looking up) Welcome to Fukang community.

Cheng Cheng: (raising his head and shaking his head) Very good. You make me feel a sense of accomplishment. That soldier, oh no, Xiao Xia, oh no, Buxia, hehehe.

Bu Xia: (solemnly) The name doesn't matter, but the identity price is higher. If it is a building, both can be thrown away. Boss, if you can buy a house, call me anything.

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Liu Cun: I am the owner of my real estate, which is absolutely true.

Cheng Cheng: God, that's very kind of you.

Gao Sheng and Bu Xia clap their hands and bump their hips excitedly: Yeah!

Cheng Cheng: Grandpa, why didn't you give it to me earlier?

Liu Cun: His brother, I want to tell you, don't look down on us farmers. After three generations, everyone is a farmer. It doesn't really matter where people live. The key is not to forget your roots.

Cheng Cheng: Well, I was wrong.

Gao Sheng and Bu Xia gave Liu Cun a thumbs-up sign.

Liu Cun: Hey, hey, hey, do you know why I gave you the room?