Humor confession routine

1. M: Shall we exchange gifts? Woman: OK. Man: Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine. 2. Male: Excuse me, classmate. How do you do this problem? Female: Sorry, I can't. Man: Oh, you won't. Let me tell you something about it. 3. M: Let me carry you. W: Why? Man: You were running around in my dream all night last night. You must be exhausted. 4. M: May I ask you the way? Woman: Where are you going? Man: In your heart! 5. M: How many fingers are there in your left hand? Female: 5 Male: How many eyes do you have? Woman: 2 Man: How many mouths do you have? Woman: 1 Man: Well, I love you, too. 6. M: I've decided to confess! Woman: OK, then come on. Man: I've been outside her house for a long time, afraid to knock. Woman: Knock on it, I'm behind you! Man: Please open the door, I still dare not knock! 7. Male: I love you Male: Sorry, my cat is trampling on my mobile phone. Female: Haha, it doesn't matter. Man: Want to hear a secret? Woman: OK! M: I don't have a cat at home. 8. M: I don't know a word. Please tell me what it means. Woman: Which one? Male: Hubband Female: husband Male: Huh? How do I remember it means wife? Female: It's obviously husband. Male: Wife, female: Husband, male: Haha ~ A couple with a happy wife. 9. Male: Sorry, I accidentally tore your textbook. Woman: That's all right. M: Sorry, I accidentally broke your kettle. Woman: That's all right. M: Sorry, I accidentally broke your ruler. Woman: If you do this again, I'll make you pay for it. M: Shall I pay for myself? Humorous confession routines 2 humorous routines that amuse girls 1. "I'm a little depressed" and "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you for a day." 2. "I have an ambition. Do you want to hear it?" Well, you said, "Hold your hand through this life" 3. "The other person is applying to enter your world" 4. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" Attract me like the earth. 5. You ask that your return date is not yet due. Ba … I wish I could stick to you every day. 6. I have drunk the strongest wine. It's your gentleness to bow your head and smile. 7. Why are you so homebody? I can't go out in my heart all the time. 8. Today I went for a run, but I ran into a shape that loves you. 9. I wish I had two souls, one to chase with you, one to wait for you. 1. I want to go to a different place with you and sleep in a different bed with you. 11. I always wanted a feeling. What feeling? The feeling of being with you 12. I have a love here. Do you want to know how to do it 13. I really want to hold you from behind. Smell your body. Put your chin on your shoulder and fall asleep. 14. Do you know where love begins? It started with you and me. My mother gave me this face. I was destined to wait for you. The world is full of traffic. I only have a soft spot for you. I have a wish. One day I love you and I can write it backwards. Do you want to go to heaven? "How?" Come to my house tonight and I'll help you. Let me show you a beautiful woman. ""(Mobile phone opens mirror tool) Here! " 2. Humorous confession routines of "Chinese Valentine's Day is coming", "The person who has a crush on me" and "How can you be so calm?" 3 1. I am not only cute, but I also love you. 2. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it. 3. My rent is due. Can I live in your heart? 4. I think I'm a playboy. I like your daily appearance. 5. Do you know what I love most? The first word of the last sentence. 6. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes. 7. I want to have three meals and four seasons with you in one room. I hope my child smiles like you. 9, like to eat oranges, orange juice is not good, orange sugar is not good. Just like I like you, I can't look like you, I can't sound like you, I can't be like you, not you. 1. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words. 11. Talk to me when you think clearly. "I'm not thinking clearly. I'm thinking about you." 12. Have a nice day. I'll wish you a happy tomorrow. 13. Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence. The firecrackers rang again on the 14th and 3th nights, but I didn't think as much as you did. 15, began to understand your sincerity, slowly aftertaste you give dribs and drabs, happy brain is full of sweet taste. 16. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss. 17. I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't help thinking about you. 18. There is something on your face, my eyes. 19. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose, because I can't hide my love for you. Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person. 21. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. 22. The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what the box containing me and you is called? "What box?" "A match made in heaven." 23. Can you smile? I have no sugar in my coffee. 24. I think you are hurting me by approaching me, which makes me like you very much. 25. Either you die or I die today. You are so cute and I love you. 26. I like you blatantly, ostentatiously and beyond words. 27. Fortunately, I miss you silently, and I am afraid that you will be deafening. 28. I miss you for 24 hours, 144 minutes and 864 seconds. 29. Say you like me quickly, and then I refuse you. 3. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are. 31. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? One lives in a cave and the other in my heart. Give me a small part of your heart and take my whole. 34. I think I'm a playboy. I like your daily appearance. 35. Now you are cute, you will be cute when you are old, and cute when you die.