English jokes about music

Shoot the four of them.

How to make the oboe play a continuous A-flat sound?

Steal his battery.

What is the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his own alto clarinet.

Why is the bassoon better than the oboe?

Bassoon burns longer.

What's the use of burning oboe?

Light the bassoon.

What's another name for bassoon?

Farting bedpost.

10 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Leave the bassoon recital.

How to make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Put your hand on the bell and miss the note.

12 How did you know you were kissing a French trumpeter?

He/she has been trying to poke your ass with his fist.

How to make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Play backwards and play a lot of notes.

14 What's the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?

Trombones bend before they break.

How to make a trombone sound like a French horn?

If the trombone sounds like something, it will find out.

Fossilized bones and reunite with them.

How to make the French horn sound like a trombone?

Take your hands off the bell and miss the entrance.

A frog walks east and a trombone player walks west.

What can be inferred from this?

The frog may be on his way to the show.