The complete works of jokes about Xiao Ming

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

Xiaoming: What's the temperature today?

Xiaohua: 3 degrees below zero!

Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

Xiaoming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and he begged him to stay a few more days.

The person in the bank said: Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...

Xiaoming: Do I need to return it?

Banker: No, then you will become a tinker bell.

6. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

She announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Xiao Ming? "

Xiaoming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

7. One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! !

There are three sons in Xiaoming's family. The eldest is Daming, the second is Erming, and the third is what?

A: The name of the third child is Sanming, because Xiaoming is a daughter.

9. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like Lipton black tea.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like Lipton black tea?"

The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like Lipton black tea."

Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and jumped into the river next door.

Immediately ... the river turned red ...

10. The classmate said that Xiaoming's head looks like a brick. Xiao Ming came home and asked, "Mom, isn't my head like a brick?"

Mother didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, "Go to the well and take pictures yourself."

Xiaoming stopped at the well. The man in the well said, "Above, don't throw bricks into the well!" " ! ! ! ! "