English joke: A special football match.

Mike is late for school. He said to his teacher

mr black

"Please forgive me for being late.

sir I watched a football match in my dream. ""Why are you late? " The teacher asked because neither team could win the game.

So it lasted a long time. "Mike replied. Mike is late for school. He said to Mr. Black, "Sorry, sir, I was late this morning. Because I watched a ball game in my dream. " "Why will let you be late? "The teacher asked." Because neither team won, it lasted for a long time. "Mike replied.