Send funny sentences in a circle of friends

Send humorous sentences (54 selected sentences) 1 in the circle of friends. For those who speak disrespectfully, how to talk back appropriately and communicate on an equal footing? Ask him to borrow money. 2. What does it feel like to have a boyfriend? Become unable to unscrew the mineral water. I used to like counting the stars in the middle of the night, but in order to match your IQ, we are only suitable for counting the moon. I don't want to live without your Jedi. This man must have grown up with a ruler, right? How can you be so upright? If you get well, it will be a bolt from the blue! The world is so big, I want to see how far you can go with such a small wallet. 8. If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks. 9. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window. 10. The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of my life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class and stepped on the stairs, and you smiled at me. 1 1. Three meals a day can only keep you alive, and snacks and supper are the true meaning of life. 12. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C. 13. My moral integrity is the same as underwear, you can't easily see it. 14. I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world. 15. Not only failed in love, but also abnormal in love. 16. There is a kind of friendship called. A frozen friend? No matter how cold my hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands. 17. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down. 18. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and the two bears play Logger Vick to death! The world is so crazy, how can we be strong! 19. Cheap is a sunny attitude towards life. Life will play with me if I don't play with it. 20. Homework, homework, is done at midnight. 2 1. Remember! There is only one person in this world who can say you are fat, and that is Yuan Longping. After all, you really ate someone else's food. I can't give you the world, but I can give you my world. 23. Freedom is lonely. I know this, and everyone who has been in a nuclear reactor knows it. It's like being at the forefront of a trench. Fear and freedom coexist! Everything can be a reason to live. 24. Oh, let a brave man take risks in his favorite place. What, do you still want to leave this world alive? 25. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 26. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus. 27. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl 28. Reading today, I was depressed to see that Emperor Kangxi became the king of a country at the age of twenty-three. But when I saw that Emperor Tongzhi had been dead for four years at the age of twenty-three, my heart was balanced. 29. I saw a handsome guy in the mall today. Even though he is a man, I can't help staring at him. He also showed me, and I had the cheek to walk over and look. It turned out to be a mirror. 30. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots. 3 1. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two. 32. I have only admired three men in my life! One is, the other is, and the third is Ning. One day the fairy died, one day the fairy died, and every fucking ghost was spared! Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess. 34. There are many people who want to make money, but not many people can make money. It is difficult for capable people to make money, and it is even harder for ordinary people to make money. 35. Some people feel that they are not young and mature. In fact, you have matured, and maturity is like this. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people. 37. Never compare with a fool. Won? You just won a fool; Lost? Actually lost to a fool; Tied? Congratulations, you are a fool! 38. Life is like this. There are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears. 39. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you. 40. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely. 4 1. Sometimes, when you see me sitting there with a calm face, I am actually grabbing your collar and hitting your dog's head. 42. The state is quite regular every day. I don't wake up in the morning, I can't wake up in the afternoon, and it's bloody at night. 43. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself. 44. Please recommend a sports car with a price of over 4 million. It starts fast, is comfortable enough and looks good. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone. 45. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie. 46. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. ? But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all. 47. Three things happen every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday. 48. I can't hear how the mobile phone vibrates at home during the holiday. When I go to school, the mobile phone vibrates like an earthquake. 49. Learn to bask in the sun, the goddess takes selfies, the local tyrants bask in money, and the models bask in the body. I just want to bask in the sun, it rains every day! 50. If you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move next door to your house and be a quiet old king. 5 1. The Spring Festival is: adults play cards and children play everywhere, which makes me feel so embarrassed that I am neither too big nor too small. 52. Be like a pepper, be enthusiastic! Like cabbage, there are layers! Like lotus root, pay attention to your eyes. I'm different, I'm just a rolling pin, straight! 53. You like to talk sarcastically. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil? 54. Practice has proved that even if a woman is willing to sleep with you, she will find 10,000 reasons to pretend to shirk, or 20,000 reasons to convince herself easily!