Why did a talented acrobat enter the stadium?

Because the world-famous talented acrobats perform tightrope stunts! Absolutely.

Please enjoy the following passage about a talented acrobat:

From toothless children to toothless old people, I don't think anyone doesn't like watching acrobatics.

Speaking of acrobatics, there is nothing more lively than our performance in Taijiao 'ao. What's more, tonight is his farewell performance, and after the performance, he will go to the seaside to recuperate. So from the beginning of the morning, everyone is talking about eating early in the evening and going to see acrobatics after dinner.

So many people want to see acrobatics that the hospital is too busy. Hospital? This is a hospital. You have to buy a ticket to see Teggio's performance. With what certificate? Health examination certificate. His performance is so thrilling that people with heart disease and high blood pressure can't stand it. The comrades who collect tickets look at the cards while collecting them.

Well, here comes our acrobat, Tai Jiao 'ao. There is a steel wire several feet high. Like a monkey, Taijiao climbed a ladder like a ladder and came to the high platform next to the steel wire. He stood on a high platform, with his head down and a hollow somersault, rolling on the wire. He rolled from one end to the other, hit that end and then rolled back to this end, rolling around; He jumped into the barbed wire, jumped a few feet away from the barbed wire, hung a somersault and fell on the barbed wire again. To know how Tai Jiao-ao behaves, just look at the audience's expression. Looking down from above, they look up one by one, which is a sea of faces, big face, small face, fat face, thin face, long face, flat face and wide eyes. Suddenly, their eyes closed, which means, "something is going to happen!" " Suddenly, their eyes are half open and half closed, which means, "Look!" "Suddenly, their eyes widened. Then, there was a gust of cheers in the whole theater yard, and the audience clapped their hands and shouted: "Good! Anke! ……"

Everyone just opened their eyes for a while and closed their eyes for a while; Open your mouth for a while and close your mouth for a while; Sigh for a while, shout for a while. After half a day, all the faces bowed from top to bottom at the same time and knelt down. What happened? Teggio turned over from the sky, flew down like a diver and fell to the ground. He just pointed his forefinger at the ground and stood motionless with his head down. In a blink of an eye, Tai Jiao, with a finger propped up and upside down, swooshed up. He turned faster and faster, faster and faster, and even no one could see him, leaving only a shadow. A clown on the field was so anxious that he turned around and looked everywhere, but even the shadow was gone. Listening to the sound of trumpets, gongs and drums, Tai Jiao proudly came out of the background, holding her fist and making a curtain call with everyone. The clown immediately took out his umbrella and stood in front. What happened? The audience threw those flowers on the stage, and soon the clown was buried in the flowers.

When Teggio returned to the dressing room, he found a room full of flower baskets and banners, all of which read "Dedicated to talented acrobat Teggio" and "Dedicated to talented acrobat Teggio". Teggio watched basket by basket, banner by banner, muttering, "Genius, genius, genius …" At this moment, the clown pushed the door and came in, a teenager. Teggio squinted at him, turned his eyes to the sky and said to him, "Zhen, did you see that, genius!" Genius! I am a genius! You also said to learn technical skills from me! Can you learn? Look at you, it is not an acrobat, when a clown ... "

The clown's name is Gong Zhen, and he is Teggio's assistant. How many times did he ask Taijiaoao to teach him skills and let him perform: "Uncle, I have learned ..." "Uncle, I have been able to ..." But every time he couldn't say a word, he turned to Tejiaoao and said, "You have to be a genius!" But genius is no more invisible than nose and eyes. Gong Zhen was speechless.

Besides, Teggio drove Gong Zhen to a nursing home. Teggio looked in front of the big mirror in the room. He is tall, long, thin and handsome. He is really a genius. He was happy to lie on the soft bed: "Well, I have to have a good rest this time. Don't try to make me move again. Waiter, two pounds of milk, five eggs, a roast chicken and ten cups of ice cream ... "Gong Zhen interrupted:" Uncle Tai, we acrobats are not interested in eating these! " Too jiao ao vented his anger in his nose: "Hum! That is an ordinary acrobat. For a talented acrobat like me, these are useless! "

Early in the morning, before the sun came out, Gong Zhen knocked at the door: "Uncle, it's time to get up and practice!" "Teggio covered his head with a pillow:" Stop it, stop it, I'm here to recuperate and have a good sleep! """Uncle Tai, this is the rule of the acrobatic troupe." "rules! I am a genius, and geniuses don't need these! "

The sun came out, it was 7: 30, and Zhen was in labor and rolled for a long time. I don't know how many times I stood, and I was sweating all over. When he came back, he saw Tai Jiaoao still sleeping: "Uncle, it's time to get up and do broadcast gymnastics!" " "Teggio buried his head under the pillow:" Don't be ridiculous, I still have to sleep, and talented acrobats need to do radio exercises? "joke!"

In a word, Tai Jiao Ao never got up after lying down this time. When he didn't get up, he asked the waiter to take him to the house and let him lie down for dinner. Gong Zhen asked him to practice, and he replied in four words: "I am a genius!" "The more he eats, the more eggs a hen lays in a month. Now, his body has been resurrected. He was lying in bed, snoring, getting up a little, snoring, getting up a little; Snoring one after another, his body rose little by little ... I don't know how long he slept, but one day, he was awakened. Grandpa Zhen shouted at the window, "Uncle, telegram, we have to go at once. The programs are all arranged, just waiting for you! "

What else is there to say? Let's go! Tai Jiao Aogang sat up and fell to the ground with a bang. What happened? Because the body is too heavy. He rolled twice on the ground and lay like a big ball-I can't say lying down, but I can't think of a word, because at this time he can't touch the ground at both ends, and his head and feet are far from the ground! He can't get up without dancing. How can he get up without touching his feet? He managed to roll to the wall and stood up unsteadily against it. Thanks to so many years of practice, his feet can support such a big body! But it's not good. He has to jump forward again. Because his upper body is too heavy, he quickly hugs his stomach-this is also a reluctant hug, because his hands can't be put together.

Teggio could hardly understand what was going on! Look in the mirror. Oh, the mirror is getting smaller, and it can't hold him. He patted the left side and the right side disappeared; He shot the right side, and the left side was gone. Don't say that the mirror is smaller and the room is smaller. He walked around, touching either this or that. This chair is also very small. A big chair can only put down one tenth of his ass. His stomach has only one advantage now: it is used to support the table.

I have no time to look at myself. It's time to go now. But I can't leave. Wow! What happened? The door is too small to get out. It's no use pushing behind him. He was trapped at the door. Zhen Lao finally thought of a way to let him stand sideways in the middle of the door frame. My stomach got stuck in the door, so Zhen pressed my stomach hard and let it slide out of the door bit by bit. Whew, my whole stomach slipped to the door, and Tai Jiao finally came out with a belly.

The truck is waiting outside. Tai jiao ao put his head into the car and couldn't squeeze in for a long time. Thai jiao proudly exposed her head and gasped. Suddenly, he only felt someone push his ass and push him into the truck. He tried to push the man away with his hand, but he couldn't reach it. So, he was involuntarily pushed into the car. The man took a deep breath and closed the door. This is a car with a fence. What a coincidence! The zoo is transporting an elephant from abroad by car. On the way, the elephant got off to rest and eat. As soon as the time came, the driver pushed the elephant into the car. The driver is a daredevil. He saw a monster in front of him and thought it was an elephant, so he lowered his head, closed his eyes and pushed Tai Jiao Ao into the car. The driver was about to drive when the worker Zhen ran out with a box or something. He ran to the boss's computer room and said a few words to the driver, and the car drove away. The elephant next to him watched and blinked his eyes.

After a while, the truck arrived at the theater. I saw the theater with bright lights and a sea of people. In the neon words, "talented acrobat Teggio performed stunts today" soared into the sky, which means that Teggio painted in a huge advertisement is too unlike himself. Who said he was so thin and so long! See him for yourself. He came and went. He came down from the springboard, leaned over and fell headlong on the springboard, like a big ball!

In the acrobatic theater, gongs and drums are loud, horns are ringing, and "world-famous talented acrobats perform tightrope stunts!" From the loudspeaker. "Passing 18-wheeler, in thunderous applause, tai jiao proudly ran out-no, rolled out. He rolled under the barbed wire and scratched his head with his little hand. What should I do? Can't get on! Don't say he is in a hurry, the audience is in a hurry, and everyone is silent. Joker Zhen suddenly thought of a way to put down the hook for hanging props, hang the hook on the belt of Taijiao 'ao, start the crane and lift the huge Taijiao 'ao.

Tai Jiao proudly walked to the high platform next to the wire frame and took a long breath. A real somersault rolled on the wire, trying to roll to the other end. But suddenly, he slipped into the barbed wire like a slide. The steel wire turned into a triangle with a downward point. Taijiao is at the vertex of the triangle, so it can neither go up nor down. What's the point? To tell the truth, Tai Jiao's skill is good, but although she panicked, she didn't show it. Look, he is performing a swing in the air. But it's no good swinging around all the time, so we're going to perform a new program on the tightrope-bowling. His round body is rolling on a steel wire. There is a lot of applause here. But the steel wire can't stand it. It has never borne such a heavy weight. The steel wire was pressed thinner and thinner by the diagonal purlin, and he just-rolled around, and suddenly, it collapsed! ……

"Not good!" "I dropped it!" "Just press it down!" "Mom!" These words were said by the following people at the same time. Everyone closed their eyes when they spoke. Taijiao fell straight like a big bomb and was about to explode. Hey, why is there no movement? Open your closed eyes a little secretly, and then all your eyes are wide open. I saw Tai Jiao proudly parked not far from the ground, spinning like a big ball. Let's catch our breath and have another look. Under the big ball is a clown, Gong Zhen who practices hard every day. He put a finger on his head and held the spinning corner. He was playing ball! When Zhen pushed up with his finger, Tai Jiao 'ao jumped up. Zhen turned a somersault, lying on the ground, lifting his feet and kicking the falling "big ball" around. ...

This program is really scary. Fortunately, all the people who came to see acrobatics had health certificates, and nothing happened.

I hope Bian Xiao's reply can help you!