Funny jokes about the college entrance examination

1. The results of the college entrance examination have come down, and I envy the couple who entered the same school hand in hand. The girl is high-spirited, the boy is valiant, the girl is ingenious, and the boy is excellent in character and learning. The girl reported the pastry and the boy reported the auto repair.

2. Dad said to me during the college entrance examination: Come on! The college entrance examination was over. Early in the morning, my father woke me up and handed me a full moon machete, which looked extremely sharp. Seeing my doubts, my father said, "Go and cut the wheat."

3. It is reported in the news that some candidates missed the first college entrance examination because they overslept. I really feel sorry for him. In this life, people have many opportunities to sleep at home, but they may only have one chance to take the college entrance examination. Why not choose to sleep in the examination room?

4. The date of the college entrance examination is scheduled for June 7th and 8th, and its meaning depends entirely on the examination results. Children's shoes that do well in the exam will feel: Ou Ye, 678 homonym is admission.

5. Children's shoes that fail in the exam will sigh: Everyone who has access to the Internet knows that error 678 is a fault prompt that dial-up Internet users often encounter. Simply put, it is disconnected.

6. Although the title of the test paper is strange, the method of answering questions is even more incredible and unheard of. I saw all the students' pens fishing obliquely in the empty horizontal book, which seemed to be like entering the country. The pens pointed out that there were big problems everywhere.

7. The quiet examination room is my love, and the test papers are slowly opened. What kind of questions are the most helpless and what kind of questions are the most enjoyable.

8. College entrance examination, once a year. Don't be sad if you don't do well after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, you found that there were so many people crying with you.

9. I'm a little nervous about the college entrance examination. My sister recommended some popular songs to relax me. Song list: "Elimination", "We are crying at the end".

1. The college entrance examination is a mysterious game: after the first grade of primary school, you can open the number, and after 12 years of copying, you can play enough, the plot is tortuous and there are many tasks; There are a large number of players, strong sense of presence in the battle, and good technology can make RMB players beaten; It is difficult to solve puzzles, the strongest sense of accomplishment in customs clearance, high scores in customs clearance, and the honor of "other players' parents boasting".