Pinyin version joke

Are you asleep? Pigs go to bed so early! Haven't slept yet? Dogs are always so energetic! Want to curse? Monkeys are always less patient than people! Want to hit me? Bears are always so violent! Just ignore me? That's turtle style! !

The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "You are so stubborn when you are almost ripe." .

Have you eaten? Please receive. The elephant arranged * * * in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the misty mountain peak, it couldn't help singing: Alasao, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: "I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again"! The monkey was furious: "Leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees! " 20 10 joke hilarious SMS

Health tip: After eating a full meal, don't smoke, take a bath, get angry, loosen your belt under temptation, brush your teeth, go to the toilet or drink alcohol. Do you know that?/You know what?

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow! Strangely, not dead! "

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not sent by me, please reply to me: I do, it is yours!

A meteor streaked across the night sky, and I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Yuan is studying in other places. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!