Bao Zheng is joking.

When the magistrate asked the prisoner how old he was, the prisoner replied that he was a pig.

Unexpectedly, the county magistrate was furious: "This county is a pig, how dare you be a pig?"

The prisoner quickly said, "Sir, Wang is really a pig. He was born on the 20th in winter. "

Only then did the magistrate know that the prisoner didn't scold him, and sighed and said, "This county was born on the eighth day of the first month."

The prisoner was much better this time and replied loudly, "Yes, Master is a pig's head, and I am a pig in the water!" " "

Zhan Zhao told his heroic deeds to Dynasty and Mahan: "I went to Xiaoyao Building that day and got important information, but I was caught in the office by mistake and was seriously injured. I took a strong breath and supported it to Kaifeng. Suddenly it was dark. "

Mahan asked with concern, "Did you faint?"

Zhan Zhao: "No, it's Mr. Bao."

Ancient joke: When the Tang Priest was brought back, Wukong saw the demon fog rolling, and quickly pulled out his hair and turned into seven or eight fake Tang Priests. Huang Paoguai couldn't tell the truth from the false, so he took it back to the cave and said to Princess Baihua: Madam, I brought the Tang Priest back and ate his flesh, so I can live forever! Princess Baihua looked puzzled. "Why are there seven?" Huang Paoguai said, "About seven meals are a course of treatment. ...

Di Renjie and Fiona Fang are camping in tents on the hillside! In the evening, Di Renjie woke up and woke Fiona Fang with her elbow: "Look, Fiona Fang!" ! What is in the sky? Fiona Fang: A bright moon! Di Renjie: What do you think of this? Watson thought for a moment, then said, well, the moonlight is good, there are no stars, and it should be cloudy tomorrow! Dee Renjie: Idiot! Our tent was stolen! Bao Zheng: Don't take it personally. The tent is still there! it is me .....