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Recommend some funny and relaxed articles (both Bl and BG are good).
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Try the world: A woman gave her country to a man and helped him conquer the world. It may be misunderstood in front that the female host doesn't like the male host, but later it will be found that they like each other, and they just deliberately escape. The last two people gave up.
Thank you very much:
"Black, black."
Here come two more uninterested shadows.
"Wait for the king's command!"
"Give these two letters to Uncle Wang of Fengdu and Fengwei of Jingshi respectively!" Lan Xi has a hand and a letter. "yes." The shadows each took a letter and left without interest.
"Damn woman!" I can't help cursing again.
This trip is really important. I am so unwilling! I really want to eat that woman's meat! "Hey ... do you miss me?" A chuckle made him look up. There is a man sitting on the windowsill, with long white hair and unrestrained. Isn't that the man who made him hate her teeth? !
At this moment, his anger suddenly disappeared, and so did his unwillingness. He looked calmly and said, "Are you not happy anymore?" Why are you here again? "
The man sitting on the windowsill smiled brightly: "Black fox, after I left, I found that I missed something. If I can't do it, I will regret it when I die!" " "
Lan looked at her slowly and smiled faintly. "It's rare. I don't know what makes you pay so much attention to it that you will die unsatisfied!" "
The man on the windowsill clapped his hands and jumped down, stood in the middle of the room and pointed at him, saying righteously, "I want to rob you!" " "
At the same time, Beth flew out and wrapped around the waist of the opposite person.
"Black fox, do you mind?" Smile at the person who is pestered by her.
"I just have some questions." The person who is entangled in Bai Si is not nervous, standing leisurely, as if waiting for her to tie it, looking at her with dark eyes. "Why did you rob me?"
Bai Si tightened inch by inch, tightening the person opposite. In front of others, she said gently and solemnly, "call me husband!" "
In the area of white silk, as long as you raise your hand, two figures will fly out of the window, one white and one black, and the wall will disappear in the blink of an eye.
"Hee hee ... black fox, won't you regret it later?" Feng smilingly approached him.
"Regret? What if you don't regret it? " Asked with interest.
"Hey ... whether you regret it or not, you have been tied up by me in your life anyway!" Feng pointed to the white silk still tied around their waist.
Feng Xifeng gave her a slight look and bowed her head close to her: "Woman, don't think that I don't know the chess game you and Yu missed!" "
Hearing this, Feng raised his hand and gently wrapped a bag: "Do you know? You just jump in. " "Ah …" I smiled gently, held her in my arms, bit her whisked earlobe gently, and murmured, "Everything is like dust, but you are the pearl in my heart. Infiltrate my bones and melt my blood, you can't give up! " "Hee hee ... I want to engrave this sentence on Feng's genealogy."
"It's Feng's."
"Aren't they all the same?"
One black and one white ride away, and the laughter fades away.
That day, at the foot of Yushan Mountain, which is hundreds of miles away from Kangcheng, Feng and Feng were riding horses when suddenly there was a sound of hooves on the mountain road. After a while, they saw a team of horses and chariots coming towards them leisurely.
When you look carefully, aren't the Zhong Yuan brothers in Li Zhong leading?
Feng was surprised when he saw Zhong Yuan moving forward. He bowed to Feng and said, "Son, everything is according to your orders."
"Well, not bad." Feng nodded with satisfaction.
"Black fox, what the hell are you doing? What are these for? " Feng looked puzzled at this group of horses and chariots, a long line, at least fifty.
"This is just something I need every day." Rich but faint way.
"everyday things?" Staring at the wind and dusk, fifty carriages are needed to hold daily things? When talking about Li Zhong, what I mean now is to attract quickly.
Don't want to see too much, so I got off the horse, bowed down and reported to her: "Mrs Hui, except for 20 cars made of gold and silver, the other 30 cars are really for your daily use. Ten cars are childe's clothes crown belt, ten cars are childe's favorite books, five cars are childe's favorite antique jade, three cars are childe's daily eating utensils, one car is a piano and flute instrument that childe has been using, and an empty car is for you to rest with childe. "
As soon as Zhong's words were finished, Feng on the other side stared at Feng. Before he could speak, the clock on the other side waved and dozens of people came along. "These are the people who serve the sons." Turning to the humanists, "Please introduce yourself to your wife."
As soon as the voice fell, those people stepped forward one by one, bent down in front of the irrelevant horses and reported their names in turn: d34ab 169b7.
"Madam, I am Qianzhen who sews clothes for the son."
"Madam, I am a collector of Tibetan incense and collect tea for you."
"Madam, I am a fountain for making wine for childe."
"Madam, I am a green pond for raising orchids for my son."
Perhaps it was too surprising that Feng didn't find out what these people called her.
When all the people introduced themselves, Feng looked up and sighed: "What did I do in my last life? I have known such a monster in my life! " "
However, it seems that abundant interest is not enough. He said, "It's inconvenient to go there, so we have to wait on these people. When you and I find a good place to settle down, we will bring more servants. "
"Ah?" Feng was speechless at this time.
And they are quietly watching the woman who made their master give up the throne.
After a while, Feng Cai came to his senses, looked at the long motorcade and said, "Aren't you afraid of robbery with so many things on the road?"
"Robbery?" Rich interest rate eyebrow, "I'd like to know who dares to rob me in this world? Even the imperial dynasty, he has to weigh it! " At this moment, suddenly there was a piano sound from the hill, as quiet as a spring, as elegant as the wind, which made people forget the customs.
"This is ..."
Phoenix Prison Phoenix: Toy Boy, it's a man and a woman. The woman liked the man from beginning to end, but after the man realized that he liked her, he simply moved to her house and secretly cultivated the world. Finally, I gave up my country for the hostess.
Swearing: The female host is a descendant of the Monkey King Kirin, who is addicted to alcohol by nature, unlike women, and her age is unknown. That man is her apprentice. Let you experience a "strange thing" (super funny)
Eunuch: A woman dressed as a eunuch was with a man and found herself hopelessly in love with him. The man has only the woman from beginning to end.
The heroine in Her Majesty's Joke Marriage is dark and clever, thinking that there is no love in her life, but unexpectedly she stands up for the man. (Very funny)
Sunny Days in the Jianghu: The woman is ruthless, and everything has changed since she met the man. (Very funny)
: without a hostess, the ending is very sad, and there is a joke in the middle. It's hard to understand and fascinating. (Close the door and watch).
Treasure Jianghu: Everything is so unexpected. Laugh (push)
If you don't look, you will regret it! ! ! I am deeply touched, and I am afraid that my poor literary talent will defile it.
Step on the mushroom with a smile: you will regret it if you don't watch it! ! ! I feel the same with the same author above.
Excerpt:
When sleeping, people open the curtains, and they see three people standing there in different postures.
"Ah-"The woman on the bed screamed wildly.
"above!" There was a loud noise downstairs, and Jade Ryukyu pulled the ancient mushroom out of the pane. By the time Yao tried to climb up, someone had come in at the door.
"Wang, keep innocent!"
"Dried mushrooms! See color forget righteousness! Wow ... "
Tianyao was instantly drowned in the clutches of a group of women.
This guy, the dried mushroom, did everything, but the next day he came to deny it.
The ancient mushroom is getting more and more guilty by Jade Ryukyu. The hand holding his skirt slowly slipped down, but I didn't want to drag his belt. Jade Ryukyu's face became worse and worse.
"Er ... did I ... treat you that ..." Her head almost fell to the ground.
"Which one?"
Yu Ryukyu was originally sideways, but this time he had to turn around for his belt. Seeing her contrite face, he suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
"What are you regretting?"
"I ... I didn't ... I just ..." Guxiaogu was speechless and closed his eyes. "I didn't mean it. I really didn't let you take it to heart If I do something irreparable, I will apologize to you-"
Jade ryukyu and suddenly face a clot, off her hand and turned away and never look back.
Ah, the ancient mushroom was in tears, and the jade belt fish was so angry. What she did must be extraordinary. but ...
Suddenly the wind blew, and she looked at his back and gradually lost her expression.
Back to the inn listlessly, it was already after midnight. The ancient mushroom pushed open the door of her room and just sat down. Suddenly, a red shadow moved in the corner, which made her grab the candlestick in an instant and smashed it.
"Dried mushrooms-"
"So it's you ..." The ancient mushroom put down the candlestick: "Did you escape?"
Tianyao was obviously frightened, and there were several red lip prints on her face. He said angrily, "I knocked those women out."
"Then what?"
"So ..." Day yao's face suddenly very indignation.
"Then what?" The ancient mushroom has also become 38 years old.
"Then I searched them, and there was no candy!" Tian Yao gnashed her teeth and screamed, "How dare you lie to me!" "
……
The lady climbed the wall: the unexpected plot was incisive.
Hee hee, boutique ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! !
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