Who can write a high school comedy drama script for me?

天龙八部

It’s very fun, but it’s not about high school, it’s about college.

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Act 1 (New Oriental TOEFL training class)

Xu Zhu: Don’t be afraid of hardship in order to take the TOEFL exam, even in the cold winter Because of the scorching heat, I will take the TOEFL test again this year, and I will go home and sell sweet potatoes (sitting)

Qiao Feng: Year after year, I am worried about taking the TOEFL exam every year! There is no other way. If you want to go abroad, you have to pass the exam. (Sitting)

Duan Yu: Everyone says I am very ‘fit’. Looking from the left, he looks like Stephen Chow; looking from the right, he looks like Ekin Cheng; looking from the top, he looks like Zhang Weijian; looking from the bottom, he looks like Ken Takakura. He's so handsome, but there's nothing I can do about it, why would my daddy be the King of Zhennan, Dali!

Qiao Feng: What book? (Grab Xu’s book) Xu: Come here! Bring it over...

Qiao: What a crappy book! Xu: Broken book? I found it with great difficulty!

Qiao: Huh? Classmate, could it be that you are also from the Mathematics and Physics Department of ** University? Xu: Yes.

Qiao: Happy! I am Qiao Feng, a handsome man from Class 9 of the Department of Mathematics and Physics!

Xu: I am Xu Zhu from Class Seven!

Duan: Two senior brothers, two senior brothers, please bow to me. (Qiao Xu: Are you too?) Yes! I am Duan Yu, the handsome boy from Class 5! Enjoy the meeting...

Qiao: You two! The TOEFL test is a long and arduous road ahead. It’s rare that the three of us are so destined. I think it’s better for us to sworn brothers so that we can take care of each other in the future!

Duan: Okay! Then you will be the eldest brother, the second brother, and I will be the third brother (good, good, good)

Xu: Life is like this, what else can I ask for! From now on, I will never be lonely again on the long journey to college.

Qiao: Good brother, let’s go have a drink! (Walk, walk, walk...)

Xu: Oh~~~No way! New Oriental is too far away from the pub.

Duan: It’s okay, I have Coke here. (Qiao: Brother, you are so thoughtful!) Brother, drink first! (Okay)

Qiao: Come, second brother. (Xu finishes drinking and then gives it to Duan) Third brother, drink! (Duan is about to drink, Wang He Tomb appears)

Wang: Cousin, is it so far away? Why do you have to come here?

Mu: I think of me as a majestic Murong Fu, so beautiful and beautiful. Going abroad is my lifelong dream. I want to go abroad. I want to go abroad. I want to go abroad! ! (Two people do it)

Offsite: Today, we have invited a famous foreign teacher from ** University. The book "" written by him has been translated into 3722 languages ??and published.

Foreign teacher (entering): HELLO! It’s really lively with so many people here! Look at how handsome these girls and boys are! Old man, I was so happy after seeing this!

Required: Didn’t you say you are a foreign teacher? Why can I speak Chinese so well and still have a taste for it?

Foreigner: Well...this...foreign teachers, foreign teachers, teachers from other places, referred to as foreign teachers. Next, let’s roll your names, Qiao Feng (arrive!) Xu Zhu (arrive!) Duan Yu, Duan Yu! Is Duan Yu here? (Received!) Wang Yuyan (arrived) Murong Fu (arrived!) Okay, let's start the class. I will write the main content of this class on the blackboard first.

Duan: Classmate, classmate, how do you pronounce this word? (Wang: I don’t know.) You don’t know? Then let me read it to you! (Mu: What level!) Do you dare to compare with me? (Mu: Compare!)

External: A! Good A, good A! Old man, I like to watch the game the most. Come on, come on, I will be the referee for you (distributing papers) Okay, get ready~ Let’s start! ! Taking advantage of this time, I will introduce the content of the exam to you. As long as it is a word translation, the content of this exam mainly includes: Beiming Divine Art, Six Meridians Divine Sword, Scale Wave Microsteps, and Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

Dang, clang, clang, clang, clang, no need to talk nonsense, (looking at the watch) it's time, close it! (Collect paper, look) Okay, let’s announce the result of the game, score, N to zero, winner, Murong Fu! (Mu stood up and waved) Okay, students, that’s the end of our class today, get out of class is over (get off the stage)

Qiao, Xu: It’s so dark! ?get out of class is over so soon?

Wang: Cousin, you are so awesome! (Wang and Mu walked down, Duan lay on the table, Qiao Hexu comforted him)

Act 2 (outside Ten's apartment)

(A card on the table, a letter: Ten Apartment. A building manager is sitting next to him knitting a sweater. Qiao and the others come on)

Qiao: Third brother, big brother will help you call Miss Wang down later. (Duan: I...I...) (Xu: Let's go!) It's okay. Big brother has his own tricks. Who doesn't know that beauties have loved heroes since ancient times. Later, you invite Miss Wang to the cafeteria for dinner. Your second brother and I will pretend to be robbers. When the time comes, you knock us both down. I don’t believe she won’t be overwhelmed by your heroic spirit. It's yours! How about it? Let's go...Oh, Building No. 10 is here just as I mentioned! Let me see, second brother, you go first, I will cover you from behind! Walk! (Xu Cat crouches in, but is slapped by the building manager) (Xu: Oh!)

Building Manager: Just like you, do you want to enter Building No. 10? Let me tell you, let alone a boy, even a male mosquito cannot fly in from here! (Sit back and continue knitting)

Qiao: This...could this be the legendary Miss Ajie, the head of Building No. 10? Second brother, you are suffering!

Duan: This note has not been delivered yet! What to do?

Qiao: Don’t worry, we can’t storm Building 10! Gotta find a way to outsmart him. Let me see...there you have it! My eldest brother, I participated in a mechanical competition and made a stair-climbing robot. Prosperity, prosperity! (Dog up) Come on, GPRS global positioning system, coordinates: Building 10, 226, ready, GO! Okay, brothers, let’s go back and wait for the good news! (Three people exit, the king on the other side comes up)

King: Yi? What is this? (Take the letter from Wangcai's mouth and read it)

Narration: (paragraph reading) Ever since I first saw you, I have been fascinated by you, ah! My angel, if you are willing, I will be on the 5th bench on the main road at only 9pm. I will be there, waiting for you, waiting for you. --Handsome guy Duan Yu.

Wang: What the hell, nothing new at all (pass the letter to the building manager) This puppy is really cute, I’ll keep it, let’s go (end)

Lou: (finding the letter) Yi? What is this? (Reading the letter, intoxicated) It turns out that there is a passionate person who has been secretly in love with me. (Intoxicated again) Anyway, if you are free tonight, let’s go and meet him! (Part 2)

Act 3 (school main road)

(Duan is sitting on the bench, Lou is walking slowly on the side of the stage)

Duan: Classmate, someone is here. (Wiping the chair, talking to himself) The historic moment is coming, what should I say? Alas~ The elective course this semester - "Appreciation of Modern Chinese Love Letters" was not selected again. (pause for a while) You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the cabbage and I am the bitter melon, you are the beauty and I am not afraid, you are the dinosaur and I commit suicide. Because I'm so handsome... (Lou walks closer) Well... well... you're here.

(Coming) Have you eaten? (Eat) Eat some more after eating (I really can’t eat any more) So it turns out I’m full? (Duan Lang, you are so funny!) YEAH! She praised me for being funny! ...Actually, every time I pass by Apartment Ten, I don’t think of you. I look at you from the window countless times (really? I’m right at the door of the building) (Duan takes out the rose and gives it to Lou) We will give it to you *** What a beautiful moonlight! (Well)

(At this time, Wang Hemu walked across the stage)

Duan: Oh, my God! (Lou: What’s wrong?) Oh...I’an sorry, I remembered, our building is about to lose power, but my computer is still on! I... will find you another day! Bye...

Lou: Don't...don't go! ..... He seemed a little embarrassed, but it doesn't matter, there will be next time...

Act 4 (canteen)

(Qiao Xu comes on the stage, pretending to be a robber with a scarf , holding a knife in his hand)

Xu: Brother, I have never done this before, and I am a little trembling now...

Qiao: It’s okay, just do what brother said, once and twice So familiar! Come on, come on... (Wang, Mu comes on stage)

Xu: Stop! Beat...beat...beat...beat (rob!) Yes, robbery!

Mu: I look down on those of you who are robbers the most, because you have no technical content at all.

Qiao: Stop talking nonsense! I drove this road; I planted this tree. If you want to go to the cafeteria, leave your meal card! If you dare to say half a word, hum! (Broken knife) Just ask about this knife.

Mu: (Wang: What should my cousin do?) You said, if my face is broken, how can I go abroad? A good man will not suffer the immediate loss (takes out the card and still gives it to Qiao) Here it is for you! We can go over there!

Xu: Wait a minute. Brother, I, I, I want to rob an IC IP IQ card and tell me the password.

Wang: You...what are you going to do? !

Xu: What are you doing? Get...get the bag! hurry up! (Snatch the bag).

(Duan comes on stage) Duan: Bold thief! Security Service! ha! (Swinging motion)

Qiao: Then... let’s run! (Throws the bag to Duan and runs down with Xu. Mu sighs and gets off too)

Duan: Miss Wang, you were frightened. How about going to the school hospital?

Wang: (Pulls the bag) Give me the bag, give it to me! (Snatch the bag, end)

Duan: Girl, girl...YEAH! (Qiao Xu enters) She talked to me

Qiao: Really? What did she say?

Duan: She said, give me the bag.

Joe: Hi! I have been working in vain for a long time. It seems that this method will not work. How about we do this (the three of them immersed themselves in discussion)

Act 5 (canteen)

(Wang and Mu come on stage)

Wang: Cousin, I was shocked just now, but why do you think there are even robbers in the school? Seems a little strange, right?

Mu: Don’t be afraid, there is a cousin! I went to buy you food... My meal card was taken away by a robber. Where is your card?

Wang: (touching pocket). I might have mine in the dormitory, so you can wait for me to get it. (Part 2)

(Qiao Xu comes on stage, pretending to be a girl)

Xu: Brother, can we still pretend to be girls like this?

Qiao: I think it’s not bad! They are saying, there are many girls in our cafeteria, ya ya ya, look, what kind of girls are there? Let’s go (the two walked to Mu)

Xu: Yeah! Sister Zhu, am I not dreaming?

Qiao: Definitely not!

Mu: Why do these two people look so familiar? Are you?

Qiao: Oh, we are your admirers

Xu: We have also listened to your English speech!

Mu: Oh! O admirer! Um...English speech? I have never given an English speech before!

Xu: I wonder, Mr. Murong Fu, can you sign your name for me?

Mu: Ofcourse, sign your name in English! (Sign on Xu’s hand)

Qiao: Haha, he even has an English name! F-O-O-L, it’s just a fool.

Xu: Thank you.

Can you take another photo with me? (Mu: OK)

Qiao: Come on, let me take a photo for you. Come on, come closer, okay, here’s another photo...

(Wang came on stage and found that Mu and the others were The girls were together and stepped forward to slap Mu)

Wang: I guess I misjudged you, I didn’t expect you to be such a person.

Mu: Cousin, please listen to my explanation...

Wang: You can like someone who looks like this!

Mu: Cousin...Cousin... (Qiao Xu pulls him down, Wang cries, Duan comes on)

Duan: Miss Wang? I wonder why Miss Wang is so sad?

Wang: I thought that my cousin had failed me.

Duan: Miss Wang, there is no need to be sad. There is no handsome guy anywhere in the world, so why fall in love with a flower unrequitedly.

Wang: But we grew up together, went to school together, and entered **University together.

Duan: In fact, your cousin is not the only one who is sincere to Miss Wang?

Wang: You mean, you?

(Qiao Xu holds the turban)

Qiao: Third brother! Done, Murong Fu has been settled by us!

Wang: What what? You two? This headscarf? (Qiao: This is not mine) This robber and this woman were both played by you!

Duan: Miss Wang, listen to my explanation, listen to me!

Wang: Needless to say, you are all liars. (Listen to me!) Needless to say! (Wang’s exit)

Duan: Miss Wang! Miss Wang….Miss Wang~~~

Act Six (Ten Apartments)

(The building manager is still knitting, Wang is standing behind her) [Music: Shuimu Nianhua〈 I have you in my life〉]

(Duan comes on stage)

Duan: Miss Wang, can you go downstairs and listen to my true confession? [Sound effect: breaking glass] Miss Wang is so polite, did you give me the glass basin?

Wang: Go away, I don’t want to see you hypocrite again.

Duan: Miss Wang, please listen to my explanation. In fact, my eldest brother and second brother just want to help me. Who knows that stealing a chicken will end up eating a handful of rice? Oh no, no, no, I mean it will be self-defeating.

Wang: You are all liars, liars!

Duan: My sincerity towards Miss Wang can be learned from the sun. God, if you are also moved by the true love, please start pouring rain now! [Sound effects: rain, thunder] No way, so powerful?

Wang: Really!

Building manager: (crying with emotion) I have watched Building No. 10 for so many years, and today is the most touching one. I can’t even bear it anymore. Woo~~~~~ (Run down)

Duan: Miss Wang, if you can't believe me no matter what, I have to leave Building 10, sadly. Before I leave, I want to give you a song to express my feelings. (Singing "With You in My Life", Qiao and Xu came on stage to sing with him)

(Wang went downstairs, Duan and the others stopped singing [the music didn't stop])

Duan: Wang Girl, you?

Wang: It was your singing that moved me, and you also helped me see my cousin’s true face. Let’s make it... it’s done!

Duan: That’s great! Let's go to dinner!

Wang: Okay! But my meal card was taken away by my cousin.

Duan: It’s okay, Murong Fu’s meal is stuck with me!

Wang: Huh? Duan Lang, you are so awesome!

Duan: (bows and salutes) Miss Wang, that’s a great award. (The two walked down)

Xu: Brother, let’s go to eat too

Qiao: You still eat, come on, what are you going to eat? (Two people exit)

The whole drama is over! ! ! ! ! ! ! !