Looking for some funny and difficult brain teasers. The more the better~~~

Cold brain teasers~ 1. A cake got lost in the forest. Who encouraged him to get out of the forest? Answer: pig. Because of the chocolate cake. 2. Why are penguins only white on their bellies? Answer: Because the penguin's hands are relatively short, he can only reach his belly when taking a bath. 3. Five people were walking side by side. Suddenly a billboard fell down, but only three of them were killed. Why? Answer: Because it’s McDonald’s m 4. What is Tiger’s nickname? Answer: Dandan, because the tiger looks at Dandan. 5. Adult diapers, hit someone. Answer: Bao Qingtian (Master Bao) 6. There is a bird that has been shot several times. Why is it still flying? Answer: Because it is strong. 7. It’s still a bird. It’s been shot several times. Why is it still flying? Answer: Because it reflects delay. 8. Of the 800 Spartans, why were only 300 left in the end? Answer: Because Wu Bai went to sing. 9. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: I am not afraid of ten thousand (cloth), I am afraid of just in case (paper). 10. There was a pig who was bored and ran away. As soon as he walked away to England, what did he become? Answer: pig. 11. The number you dialed cannot be connected, why? Answer: Because Ningbo is far away from Beijing. 12. There was a man climbing a rock. When he was almost climbing to the top of the mountain, a big bad wolf held a burning candle and wanted to burn the rope. The man said something, and the big bad wolf blew out the candle. What did he say? Answer: Happy birthday! 13. Nash is very fast, why? Answer: Because it’s too late to say it, but it’s too early to say (Nash). 14. Among the numbers 1 to 10, which two are the brightest? Answer: 3. Because twinkling and shining. 15. If there is a car with a prince and a princess sitting on it, whose car belongs to them? Answer: It's "if". 16. Among the 26 letters, which one is the coolest? Answer: C. Because of the Western (C) trousers joke: 1. A buck, it walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!!! 2. Two Tomatoes were crossing the road, and a car was passing by. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha, ketchup... 3. The big bad wolf said: "I I’m going to eat you!” Guess what happened? In the end, the big bad wolf ate the lamb. 4. A stone and a rice cake fought, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the sea... Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who made a private commitment for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he and The girl made a vow, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years from now. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but She couldn't wait until she was too sad. In despair, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and left. However, the boy had actually been waiting for the girl. However, the girl misunderstood the date, so it became a regret forever. The boy was heartbroken... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cakes!!! 5. Is the dumpling a boy or a girl? The answer is boy because the dumpling has a foreskin. 6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he When he was hit by a car, he yelled: "Quack!" From then on, he turned into a cucumber!! 7. Matchstick suddenly felt his head was itchy, so he stretched out his hand to scratch it, and he burned himself to death... 8. Once upon a time there was a bird. He would pass by a cornfield every day. But unfortunately one day there was a fire in that cornfield. All the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over... He thought it was snowing, so he died of the cold. Now... 9. When will Taiwan want to be reunified? When buying instant noodles 10. Asong and Abo chatted and told each other that time is not forgiving. A Song: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing I have ever celebrated is Children's Day." A Bai: "In ten years it will be Youth Day." A Song: "In ten years it will be Father's Day." A Bai: "In another ten years it will be Father's Day." It will be the Old People’s Day in a few decades.” Ah Song: “In another few decades.” Abo: “Qingming Festival.

11. Soldiers: "Thirsty...thirst..." Cao Cao: "Everyone, hold on a little longer!" I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a plum grove nearby. If you walk for a while, you may be there." The soldiers: "Oh ￣￣￣￣There are plums to eat￣￣￣Oh￣￣￣" Half an hour later - Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found plenty of water! "Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, did you hear it? Finally there is water to drink." The soldiers said: "If you don't go... you must find plums..." One day Xiao Ming was bitten by a dog. It was bloody and some of the bones were bitten off. Why didn't Xiao Ming punish the dog? Dog? Xiao Ming said with tears: "It already has my flesh and blood in its belly..." ——A: I heard you are almost married, congratulations! ——B: Yes, what do you want to say to me? ——A: Merry Christmas! Once upon a time there was a eunuch 1. Why is the silkworm so rich? ==gt; Because it can spin cocoons (frugal) 2. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry a zebra? ==gt; Because Mother Rabbit said tattoos are not good for children 3. When can X be unified? ==gt; When buying instant noodles (unification of instant noodles) 4. What lines do monkeys not like? ==gt; Parallel lines (because they do not intersect) 5. Chocolate In a fight with tomatoes, why does chocolate win? ==gt; Because of the chocolate bar 6. What will happen if the shark eats mung beans? ==gt; It turns into mung bean paste 7. After being burned by a match, it went to the hospital and what did it become? ==gt; Cotton swab 8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==gt; Falling to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky) 9. A pig said: "Come on" and hit some food?==gt; Chocolate 10 .Potato stabbed Baozi fatally, what happened? ==gt; Turned into bean paste (killed) Baozi 11. What animal likes to stick on the wall? ==gt; Seal (report) 12. Why do foxes often fall? ==gt; Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet) 13. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house. When the police came, why did they take away 5 people ==gt; Because the person they beat was called "Mahjong" 14. When did you like to drink soda? ?==gt; When you are lonely (when you are lonely you will miss soda) 15. There was an egg that went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened next?==gt; It turned into a tea egg 16. There was a male deer , it walked, faster and faster, what happened in the end?==gt; it turned into a highway 17. One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding a lot, how did it go?==gt ; turned into a red bean 18. Why doesn’t the plane hit the stars when flying so high? ==gt; Because the stars will flash. 19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and went to get a perm. What was the result? ==gt; Turned into popcorn 20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs? ==gt; Mickey Mouse 21. What kind of duck walks on two legs? ==gt; All ducks walk on two legs (do you think 22. It’s hard for the lady to do business now, why? ==gt; bird flu 23. What kind of people can’t work in a gas station? ==gt; people who are slippery (the oil gun slips) 24. Are the dumplings a boy or a girl? ==gt; boys because the dumplings have foreskins 25. People in golden clothes ==gt; a shocking (gold) person 26. A bee stings on the calendar ==gt; wind ( Bee) and Rili (calendar) 27. A bear came over==gt; come prepared (come with bear) 28. Don’t drop your mobile phone in the toilet==gt; the opportunity cannot be lost (wet) 29. There are ten There are only nine sheep squatting in the sheepfold==gt; cadence (one sheep squats wrong) 30. How to quiet the sparrow?==gt; press it (silence) 31. What kind of sword is the transparent sword?==gt ; Invisible (sword) 32. What do the African cannibal chiefs eat? Answer: Eating people. So what if the chief wants to be a vegetarian? ==gt; Eat vegetables 33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? ==gt; Dinosaurs go to make movies 34. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why? ==gt; Really like Dabai 35. One of the eggs ran to the Songhua River to swim, how about it? ==gt; Turned into a Songhua Egg 36. There is an egg

I ran to Shandong, how about?==gt; turned into Lu(stewed) egg 37. There was an egg that was homeless, how about?==gt; turned into a pheasant egg 38. There was an egg accidentally on the road I fell down and fell to the ground, how about?==gt; turned into a missile 39. An egg ran into the flowers, how about?==gt; turned into a female star 40. Yes How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea?==gt;Become a Salted Egg Superman 41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling jokes, they died. Why?==gt;Because of the tsunami (laughing) 42. Why don’t men go out? ==gt; Because as soon as they go out, they become laymen 43. Why can’t you see God’s dick? ==gt; Secrets (Tianji) cannot be revealed 44. Why do icebergs only have One corner? ==gt; Because the other corner was broken by the Titanic 45. How to prevent a duck from flying away? ==gt; Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings) 46. Whose house doesn’t have a phone? ==gt; Tianyi (Tianyi seamless phone) 47. Ma Jiajue once said to me privately: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why? ==gt; Because it is a hammer 48. Why was Chang'e so anxious? Flying to the moon?==gt; Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a god can't stand it. 49. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Hong are on a plane. Who will faint and vomit?== gt; Little White Rabbit (vomit) 50. There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building. What happened?==gt; Became a dead fat man 51. Two people fell into a trap. The dead one is called the dead man and the living one What is it called?==gt;Help 52.Which is the worst, eraser, tiger skin, or lion skin?==gt;Eraser (Eraser is worse) 53.What are you afraid of cloth and paper?==gt;Not (cloth) afraid Ten thousand, just in case (paper) 54. The guest below is the pride of our Chinese men. He is a singer. Guess who it is?==gt; Ancient Giant Chicken 55. Which song has the lyrics "李Min"?==gt; The moon represents my heart (Li Min How Deep I Love You) 56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb?==gt; Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten filament) 57. Which Kirin is the most delicious? ==gt; Ice cream 58. Which Kirin is the fastest? ==gt; Michelin 59. Causes of constipation (name a foreign star) ==gt; Stallone (the shit is too thick) 60. City And in the countryside, the river in that place is more rapid?==gt; in the countryside, because the river in the countryside is too rapid (why is it too urgent?) 61. Which word is A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin? The coolest? ==gt; D (Thong) 62. There is a room where pigeons will hide ==gt; I hide your song on the roof (pigeon) 63. What should I do at 12 o'clock in the evening? ==gt; Cramming, because before (zero) 64. Police, gangster, soldier, who is the thinnest? ==gt; Gangster (gangster professor-thinner) 65. There was an idiot who took the plane and put all the people on the plane The toilet was dismantled and thrown out. Guess why? ==gt; Because he is an idiot. 66. How many brothers did Aladdin have? ==gt; Three (Ala A, Al B, Al C) 67. A group of eunuchs were chatting. Guess An idiom==gt; Nonsense talk (chicken-less talk) 68. How much is a heart worth?==gt; One hundred million (one heart and one mind) 69. Which one is dumb, the sun, the moon, or the star?==gt; Star ( The stars in the sky don’t speak - Lu Binghua) 69. What is the surname of pencil? ==gt; Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) pencil 70. What color can be imitated best? Red (mill) imitation 71. Who will help you when you are full? Rice?==gt; Flying dragon, because the flying dragon is added to the sky. 72. A puppy traveled in the desert and died. How did he die?==gt; He died of suffocation, because in the desert There was no telephone pole to pee. A puppy was traveling in the desert. He found a telephone pole, but he still suffocated to death. Why? While traveling, I found a telephone pole without anything attached to it, but I still choked to death. Why? ==gt; Many puppies were waiting in line, and they didn’t wait until one

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole without anything attached to it. He even got in line, but he still choked to death. Why?==gt; Because there were two beautiful dog girls behind him, and he was embarrassed73. Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated when playing the game?==gt; Wolf, because - Momotaro (eliminated the wolf) 74. Which historical figure is the most unfavorable?==gt; Su Wu, Muyang Beihai (being eliminated) 75 .Which person in history ran the fastest? ==gt;Cao Cao 76. Cars can fly, please guess a drink==gt;Coffee (Car Flying) 77. There is a steamed bun in front of you, how about eating a meatball? ?==gt; turned into a bun 78. Who gave the Wangqing Water?==gt; Aha ("Aha, give me a cup of Wangqing Water") 79. There is a white cat and a black cat, the white cat It fell into the water, and the black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? ==gt; Meow 80. Xiao Ming’s grandfather brushed his teeth and sang at the same time. Why? ==gt; Brushing It’s dentures 81. How heavy are the stars in the sky?==gt; Eight grams (starbucks Starbucks) 82. )==gt; Tianjin 84. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? ==gt; If they go, it will be too slow 85. A farmer raises 10 cows and only has 19 horns. Why? ==gt; There is a rhinoceros 86. Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but did not dare to jump off. Why?==gt; Because there was no water below. 87. A taxi was driving normally on the highway. I didn’t violate any traffic rules, but I was stopped by a policeman. Why?==gt;The policeman wanted to take a taxi 88.What kind of chicken has no wings?==gt;Frog 89.What is something that takes no effort and is comfortable to hit? ?==gt; Doze 90. What is the product whose manufacturing date and expiration date are the same day? ==gt; Newspaper 91. What book cannot be bought in the bookstore? ==gt; Suicide note 92. The best-selling book? ==gt; Female Secretary 93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. Why? ==gt; My mother said that those who hang out online all day long are not good people. 94. The panda loved the fawn deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. Why?==gt; The fawn timidly said: My mother said that all those who wear sunglasses are bad boys. 95. Who did not attend the zoo meeting?==gt ; Lion (because the lion is "lost" to contact) 96. Fat man sitting in a sedan chair (name a place)==gt; Yugoslavia 97. Going to the toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist)==gt; Mok Wenwei (reason: don't smell ) 98. Grandpa, father or brother, who will shed tears after listening to mother's words? ==gt; Grandpa (every night) thinks of mother's words, flashing tears 99. There are two bees who love each other, but later the mother bee married Spider why? ==gt; Because this female bee loves to surf the Internet 100. It’s easy during the day, but sad at night (hit a building) ==gt; Single-plank bridge Topic: Blue Knife and Blue Gun Answer: Invulnerable (blue) Topic: Numbers 3. Walking and walking on the street, he turned somersaults. . . . . Then I read another mystery: three times and twice. Title: Book 11. Mystery: Unbelievable (book 11). Title: A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. Mystery: Never forget (wow) after seeing it (wood). Title: A race between cows, dogs, pigs and sheep. At the end of the track, the cows, dogs and pigs were all panting. Only the sheep were not panting. Mystery: Raising (sheep) eyebrows (not) exhaling. Question: Why stars are not shot when setting off fireworks. Mystery: : Because the stars will "shimmer". Topic: What should a woman who has been divorced many times call her? Mystery: All previous efforts (gong) are abandoned. Topic: A bee stings on the wall calendar. Mystery: Wind (bee) and sunny day. (Calendar) Topic: A bear comes over. Puzzle: Come prepared (bear). Topic: Sheep calls the eagle. Puzzle: Yang (sheep) Feng (phone) Yin (eagle) disobey (feed)