"She only covets my beauty."

The person who said this is Li Dan, a pure man in Northeast China, 183cm, who can write jokes and poems. He is "redder than people" and "more famous than eyes".

Baidu Encyclopedia's introduction to Li's birthday is: a professional talk show actor in Tucao Conference; Talk show actor. Weibo, co-founder of Shanghai Xiaoguo Culture Media Co., Ltd., signed his name as "poet, comedian and writer". 20 17- 12 won the annual innovative artist award of "2065 438+07 China Variety Peak Ingenuity Festival" with "Tucao Conference".

In addition to these official introductions, Li Birthday also has some well-known names: hairdressing and manicure lover, a leading figure in the fashion industry in Inner Mongolia, known as "Egg Manager".

I first learned that Li's birthday was on Shanghai Satellite TV's "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show". She was the only friend of the host, and the other was Wang Jianguo. On 20 13, Li Dan joined the talk show after 80s and became a program planner and resident reporter of China Academy of Social Sciences. He is a funny program director, with good literary talent, quick thinking, quick response, super psychological quality and often self-deprecating, which contains the advantages of all excellent talk show actors. He not only writes jokes, but also makes himself a joke.

In 20 17, tucao conference was born, which became the only variety show comparable to "Seven Ba Shuo", with a broadcast volume of over 100 million in four days and 200 million in seven days, with a total broadcast volume of13.8 billion. A maverick red hair, a glib golden mouth and a pair of small eyes that can never be opened have all become the labels of Li's birthday. His meticulous words will make the atmosphere of the meeting explode.

"I sometimes feel that the song Cinderella was written by Zheng Jun to Liu Yun, and sometimes I am very confused." How can I be infatuated with you? I am asking myself ... "

"I think the Mars Intelligence Agency is a day when there are too many people; Zipa said that Kangxi, with too many people, came; Tucao Conference is a talk show with too many people. "

"Joker Xue is willing to do anything for music, but he won't settle down to write songs."

Watching and laughing at the same time is simply worrying.

Li's birthday has two labels, one is "mourning" and the other is "lazy"

"Life is alive, as long as you know two things. First, there must be people in this world who are smart without studying, live well without working hard, and even be happy without money. Second, that person is definitely not you. "

"I am very happy, but I don't know if you are happy. Whether you like it or not is beyond my control. "

"The world is not worth it" is regarded as a golden sentence by many young people in Weibo. He said, friends, you should be happy, but when I was young, I lost my life. Rebellious and melancholy young artists like to write poems, unwilling to be bound and pretentious, so they are angry every day and can't find the direction of life. "The whole people are very angry and feel that the whole world is stupid. I want to get drunk when I wake up every day. "

In "The Life I yearn for", I said that I would lie down for twelve hours every day, making poems and laughing at myself. Labor is the most glorious, and Li's birthday is the most useless. But laziness makes people lose their temper, because he is really a terrier all over, which is also his most valuable humor.

But in fact, Li's birthday is not sad or lazy. Not only is he not lazy, but he lives well. Besides writing poems, he also publishes books. A lazy person won't write like a chicken blood. In addition, it is also a kind of positive energy to make everyone laugh through writing.

Reading his Laughter can make you think, although between the lines, the world still laughs at me for being too crazy, and I also laugh at others for not being able to see through it. This was written after La Jing, and he mentioned La Jing at the beginning, telling a humorous story between master and apprentice. This is the first part. The second part is a collection of short stories written by the author for many years, which is about the lives of ordinary people, their joys and sorrows, and the short stories told between the lines are thought-provoking. The third part is the consistent route of Li's birthday, talking casually and telling his own mental journey, accompanied by essays and essays. The whole book reads easily and smoothly, and occasionally falls into thinking after laughing. This is still the style of Li's birthday, which seems to be not serious, but in fact it is very careless. There is an article "I don't respect water, wind and meteors", and there is a paragraph like this: "Those who hand out leaflets in the street and start selling them after you leave the airport to let you take a taxi, what they hate most is not to bother you, but to force you to be a rude person. I really don't have the energy to say thank you to them every time. I can't feel any comfort when I think that they didn't expect to be treated with courtesy. " The author said that I didn't write very well and had no dreams. If you write, you write. Don't write, don't write. I am not the kind of person who must achieve something in my life. Basically I don't want to do anything. You might say, isn't this still sad and lazy? But Li Dan said it again, but he will do it seriously, and this book is also written seriously. You see, everything in this world is afraid of being serious. Once you get serious, those who are sad and lazy will be ignored.

"I laugh first, laugh later, listen to me, I'll speak. If you laugh, it is the success of nonsense. "

Li Dan's good friend Dongdong Gun said, "People think he is a comedian and a comedian. In fact, the most valuable part of his writing is outside the fun. He has been in a state of special distraction, even excessive distraction, and he can't wait to tell all his thoughts when telling a joke. This is his favorite place. "

In "Adventure Life" broadcast on 165438+ 10/3, Li Birthday admitted for the first time that his life has entered a new stage. He just got married and the bride is the black tail sauce with high value. Its value is really high, so high that Li Birthday and I went on several hot searches together.

Zhang Xinyi bluntly said that they were in cross-species love, and He Jiong once questioned why Black Tail Sauce fell in love with Li's birthday. "Is it because you are interesting?" Li said on his birthday, "She just covets my beauty." One sentence is full of humor, which makes people wonder what kind of people are so yearning for it, directly ignoring the appearance and only looking at the heart. After all, this is still an era of looking at faces.

Li Dan said, "I can give you nothing but happiness."

Black-tailed sauce said, "I want nothing but happiness."

So you see, ugly, lazy and sad Li Dan can get such a beautiful girlfriend. He wrote love words to the black sauce, saying that "all beings are suffering, but you smell like strawberries", "They have a lot of truth about love, and I have you", and he also sprinkled a good dog food.

No wonder you want to covet his beauty.

Interesting souls are one in a million. Maybe Li's birthday is one in a million.