I heard Jia Zheng licking my feet and thought of it.

Most people who have seen the film, TV series or books of A Dream of Red Mansions think that few people will have too much impression on Jia Zheng. Jia Zheng is pedantic, strict and straightforward, and is a noble image of a social sage and scholar. In the seventy-fifth time of A Dream of Red Mansions, Jia Zheng told a licking joke, which made everyone laugh and made Baoyu relax.

Speaking of enjoying the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, Jia suggested playing the game of passing parcels. When the flowers are handed over, they will have a drink and be punished for telling a joke. Spread to Jia Zheng, Jia Zheng told a joke: there is a person in the family who is most afraid of his wife. This wife-fearing man never dares to walk more. On August 15, he was shopping in the street, met some friends, took them home for a drink, and fell asleep at a friend's house. When he woke up the next day, he regretted it and had to go home to make amends to his wife. His wife was washing her feet and said, "In that case, please forgive me by licking my feet." The man had to lick it, which made him feel sick. His wife was annoyed and wanted to fight, saying, "It's so frivolous!" " The man was so frightened that he knelt down and said, "It's not grandma's smelly feet. It's just that I ate too much rice wine last night and ate cake stuffing, so it's a little sour today. "

Every time I think of this joke, the funny man Jia Zheng tells a joke, which is already very funny. Think about what kind of feet this is. When A Dream of Red Mansions was created, the three-inch golden lotus was popular, and the long foot-binding cloth was naturally smelly and sour. This leads to Feng Jicai's three-inch golden lotus.

The scene of Ge Xianglian's foot-binding in Three-inch Golden Lotus seems to be branded in my mind. I often think of it for no reason. Grandma Xiang Lian held up a pair of white cocks, sat opposite Xiang Lian, put their necks together, stepped on them with one foot, and stepped on the chicken leg with the other foot, grabbed a few hairs on the chicken breast, picked up a kitchen knife, and opened a cavity for the two big chickens. Before the blood came out, he grabbed Xiang Lian's foot with one hand and stuffed it into the chicken's stomach. Hot, hot and sticky. . . . Grandma grabbed her foot, first right and then left, moved aside with her big toe and gathered the remaining four toes. She leaned over to the sole of the shoe and broke it hard. Xiang Lian screamed "Ow" when the bones crunched. Grandma shook off the foot binding strip and strangled four toes. As soon as the foot cloth was wrapped around the arch, she put on the instep, hung it on her heel, and immediately wrapped it around her four toes. Then he went back to the top of his foot, pulled back hard, and rolled his four toes hard under his feet. This photo is so bright that it is printed in my mind.

Feng Jicai just wrote a three-inch golden lotus, which is very beautiful, and also held a race walking meeting. This boy Naian is so obsessed and attached to his feet that he sealed a Ma Pan in a dark room just to touch his feet, which made people think a lot about his feet. If I hadn't seen those feet when I was a child, I would really be confused by Feng Jicai, and I would really feel that those feet are such a wonderful pair of jade, exquisitely carved.

When I was a child, I was taken to a big house to sleep with my grandmother. Grandma's little feet wear cloth socks all the year round. If I hadn't slept with her, I would never have seen her little feet. I am very interested in her little shoes, which are gray, brown and black, and the vamps are always embroidered with flowers. When I was a child, I especially liked to put on a row of embroidered shoes that she put on the bed and bench in turn when she was not paying attention. If grandma finds out, the picture will be beautiful. Grandma is chasing after her little feet, clamoring to take them off quickly. If she is too big, she will fall. I jumped in front and refused to take it off.

If you want to say what these little feet look like, I think I can't describe them in words or words, just like keeping the oath of the past. Three-inch golden lotus is wonderful, and the jumping notes of lotus flowers. The shoes are really beautiful, and the wrapped feet are really unacceptable.