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Write a composition of not less than 8 words on the topic of condoms in life.
Category: Feeling Life Author: Blue Moon Yiren [Personal Essays Collection] Date: July 14, 26 15: : 2 Press the ←→ arrow key to turn pages
Several stocks bought at home have been quilted for more than two years and have not been solved. A few days ago, there was a rise in the market. I said, husband, throw it away. Husband replied, forget it, just let it stay. Maybe after ten or twenty years, there will be some good results. Yes, we are used to the feeling of quilt cover, and the chances are smaller, so we don't want to be upset about it.
Besides, in real life, I am trapped by more than stocks.
the so-called trap means that you can't get in and out. So, I had to be covered with different condoms, which bothered me.
I'm stuck in my job. I go to work on time every day and get off work on time. I don't want to leave my post. I'm careful what I say and do.
I'm trapped by my marriage, and I dare not chat and drink tea with my friends until late at night. I work hard to earn some money and spend it carefully.
I was loved and worried by my husband. As a result, I explained more and more, but my feelings became more and more fragile.
I am bound by morality. I obey the law, don't swear, and dare not cross the line. As a result, people often laugh at me for being stupid.
I'm trapped by my own heart, and I'm quietly working hard and suffering for unknown responsibilities and fame.
and the mobile phone, I really can't leave it, that is, it's quilt cover.
SMS messages are sent early and late. Some of them are beautiful words of blessing and some jokes are hilarious. I will take them out from time to time to relive them, and some people call me unexpectedly to find something. Once I went out to change my shoes, my bag was not screwed on, and my mobile phone key was in my bag, but I accidentally closed the door, while my husband was working in other places, so I was extremely anxious. I was not afraid of having no place to sleep at night, nor was I afraid of having no money, but I was anxious that my mobile phone was inside. What should I do if someone else had something to find me? So I called my husband and asked him to spend money to bring it back from the outside on the same day through the coach driver.
I am covered with beautiful clothes. I love beauty and like to dress up my daily mood with different clothes. However, due to various reasons, I can only simply dress myself up, so my heart seems to be withered and lifeless.
In recent days, my eyelids have been sleepy, I have a headache, my biological clock is in disorder, and my spirit is particularly bad. In the end, the problem lies in the net.
caught in a net.
At first, I surfed happily, looking for the entertainment news I wanted, then I went to find some "chicken soup for the soul" to relieve the confusion in my life, and then I entered the chat room and finally entered the forum in order to experience the friendship and love different from real life.
so, I have a headache; As a result, the brain skin swells, so the whole body is soft; So, I began to look for the situation of network syndrome in my own body.
In fact, looking back, life itself is a condom. Who is not influenced and trapped by various programs?
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