Jokes exchanged between teachers and students

There is a class teacher in a middle school who is conscientious and responsible. This gentleman is only good at playing mahjong, and he had a fierce battle with some friends on Friday. On Saturday, students make up lessons for some reason, and the class teacher asks for leave. The gentleman went to class temporarily, went to the podium and took a fierce look at the blackboard. He was furious: "Who will be a farmer today?"

In geometry class, the teacher is asking a student named Liu Yi, "What is composed of lines and faces?" The student blurted out, "stuffing and noodles?" Jiaozi! "

One day in physics and chemistry class, the teacher announced that there would be a quiz in the next class. Xiao Ming immediately raised his hand nervously and asked the teacher if the exam would be difficult. The teacher only said:? It's simple. I'm glad everyone applauded, but after the exam, everyone did badly. How can it be simple? So Xiao Ming asked the teacher again, only to hear the teacher say: I am right, it is very simple, and the remaining 90 questions are very difficult! www.yh3 1.com

The Chinese teacher in Grade Three told us a poem about Liu Yong's Yulinling: "Holding hands, looking at tears, I was speechless." The teacher asked: What do you think is the relationship between these two people? Everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to answer. The teacher said indignantly, of course, these two people are lovers, but the teacher actually said they were friends. That's bullshit！ What kind of friend would do that?

The next day, the old teacher gave a lecture above, and a female classmate kept talking below. The old teacher was angry and said loudly, "Please repeat what I just said!" The female classmate was dumbfounded immediately. The old teacher suddenly became happy and said proudly, "I told you to be happy again!" " "

Classic joke: The consequences of the exam Komatsu asked Xiaoming, "What will your parents do to you if you fail in the exam?" ? Women's singles are under 80. Men's singles are under 70. If it is "60", here is the mixed doubles!

A teacher assigned a task to her students, making sentences with "pleading" and "demanding".

After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I told you to chew."

Before the school started, the teacher wrote the words "No homework today" on the blackboard, and the whole class suddenly cheered. The teacher smiled and turned around and said, "This is our composition topic today!" "

There is a Zhouyi course in University A. One day, during class, the teacher walked around the classroom with a compass, and then spit out a sentence: "Students, today is not suitable for class. Go back to the dormitory after school!"