Yanqing dialect joke

Foreigners came to Yanqing to participate in the sprint competition. Only when the starter shouted "pull", Yanqing local athletes rushed out, but the foreigners didn't understand what was going on.

Or the classic word "playing"

One? Point a horizontal length, the word is top beam, you twist me, you grow me, your heart is at the bottom, next to the moon, clothes are hanging on the gold hook, and there is an aunt Ma sitting in the middle! "