A sketch about a student being trained by a teacher, after which the students express their ideas.

location: male dormitory.

time: evening.

people: boss, second child, third child, counselor (male or female).

props: four tables and four chairs.

Boss: (walks onto the stage) Judges, teachers and students, I miss you so much! What? You ask me who I am? I am. . . . I won't tell you, but careful friends will know who I am from the sentence I miss you so much! In 28, Zhao Benshan's apprentice made a splash! ! ! Ah! ! ! ! This time I'm Feng Gong (pause). . . It's time for your big disciple to show his face! Ha ha! The 28 Olympic year has passed, and the 29 Year of the Ox has arrived! Here, I would like to pay tribute to you in your old age (bow), and wish you all the best in being single and finding a partner in the new year; If you are successful in your studies, you will get out of the misery as soon as possible. . . .

(When I walked into the dormitory, no one sighed after reading all the books)

Boss: Hey. . . Where did everyone go? Not loyal enough. . . (Go to your seat and play with your mobile phone)

(The second child appears)

The second child: Hello, everyone! In our dormitory, I am under one person and above two! What? Do not believe! (A face of anger) Well, I'll introduce you to our dormitory boss (expression of admiration). He is loyal enough. When a brother is in trouble, he just needs to shed his blood in one word. My second son, as a strategist, (expression of pride) makes suggestions without me. Third son, (jian laughs) He has nothing to say. The whole wooden fish head does whatever he is asked to do. Fourth son (expression of helplessness) Hey. . . (Decadent expression) Just now. . Hey. . . . . (Walking into the dormitory and seeing the boss) Boss, where are you?

boss: junshi, you're back! Where have you been? Why don't you go to dinner with us?

second child: (change the subject quickly) boss, where are the others?

boss: I asked Lao San to go to the supermarket. Today is the first day for us to make up the exam. . . . Celebrate. .

second child: oh! Yes! Today is the first day of the exam. . How is the boss? . . How was your review in a winter vacation? How did you do in the advanced mathematics exam today?

Boss: Still reviewing? I didn't have time to play in the winter vacation. I planned to review it after the year, and then I went out to Shenyang. His sketches were so funny. . . (Bowing his head, ashamed) I forgot to review! Advanced Mathematics, English, Engineering Drawing! ! Oh, my god Land! Counselor, you must help me! Today, I took the advanced math exam. I feel it. . . (surprised) What? Did you take the advanced math test today?

second child: (fainting) hey. . . There is a general realm in the university:

first-class realm; What? Will you take the advanced math exam tomorrow?

superman realm: what? I'm going to take the advanced math exam next class?

immortal realm: what? Did you take the advanced math test today?

Buddha realm: what? Do we learn high numbers?

you are the legendary immortal realm! ! ! God! ! (grabs the tortured clothes) Help me! ! !

Boss: Good strategist Ben Daxian guides this lost lamb. . . . (high-spirited)

Third: (When you enter the door, you see that the eldest brother and the second brother look respectful) The eldest brother is good, and the second brother is good.

Second child: (glaring loudly) Call the military adviser. . . . (gnashing her teeth)

Third: (smiling) A good strategist. . The little one got it. .

second child: (arrogant) If you call it wrong again in the future, you will be dealt with by military law. . By the way, how was the advanced math exam today?

Lao San: (surprised) What? Do we learn too much math?

Sophomore: (Looking at each other) Buddha? Help me! (one person pulls the old man's arm)

Third: (with a blank face) Buddha? Me? No way! ! ! (Looked at the boss carefully, rubbed his eyes and looked again, and said with great surprise) Boss, am I dazzled? How can I see the boss wearing another dress? (Pulling the second child) Counselor, do you think I am dizzy?

Second child: (surprised) Boss, how did you get dressed? I didn't see you change clothes last winter, either.

Boss: (Proud) This one. . . Where's the coat? . If you want to buy it, you have to buy two sides. If one side is dirty, change it to the other side, and the other side will be clean when you wear it outside.

Lao San: Why?

boss: wipe it clean on the sweater.

Lao San: Is it that the sweater got dirty soon?

Boss: It doesn't matter if the sweater gets dirty. Anyway, you can't see it inside.

Lao Er: Oh! ! ! I see! It's like this, until the inside, outside and sweaters are extremely dirty. < P > Boss: At that time? . . . . . . . . Ha ha. . . . . . . . . . . Spring is coming.

23: (worship) admire! Boss! I took u! ! !

Boss: (seriously to the second child) Well, the make-up exam is over, and you know my secret. (Holding the second child's shoulder) What's the point! You might as well say it . Let me help you. . .

second child: (surprised, guilty) No. . . Nothing, what will happen to me? (Patting his chest) I'm Sai Zhuge. . .

boss: (smirk) You usually walk in with your head held high, but today you walk in with your head down. . How am I right (triumphant)

Third: (surprised) Boss, when are you so careful? . Why didn't I find it? . .

Boss: (Wei angrily) Stay where it's cool. .

Lao San: (clever) Oh! ! (Walking to the seat to look at the mobile phone)

Boss: (Seriously) Did the strategist get bullied? Tell me that I will avenge you.

Second child: (Look at the boss) Hey. . . Boss! ! I'm not very good-looking. I know that, so. . . . Don't even have girlfriends. . But a beautiful woman asked me for a photo the day before yesterday. Today I gave her my photo. My heart was excited when I asked her why. . . I'm going crazy! ! ! I look forward to my future with her, beauty and beast. . . . .

boss: (happy) that's a good thing, counselor! Your boy has never had a girlfriend, and I have been helping you worry. How's it going? What did she say?

Second child: (with a wry smile) She said that she had been having nightmares all this time. As soon as she saw me, she knew that putting my photo under the pillow would definitely ward off evil spirits. . .

third: (coming over, laughing) sympathy. . However, being short thinks that calcium deficiency is a natural disaster. You are very creative and have great courage to live. . . I'm sorry, because you and I didn't know I was so handsome. . .

boss: (waving his arm angrily) Go away. . I'll hit you. . .

Lao San: (afraid) I'll stop. . I shut up. . .

Boss: Take it easy, counselor. Where there are plenty of herbs in the world, why do you have a crush on a flower? If you have a brother, don't worry that the Brotherhood will pay attention to it for you. If you have any bitterness, pour it on your brother (patting your chest)

Second child: (Moved to face the audience) Friends, your college friends are probably part of your future career. They will help you. But you should also make yourself have the strength to help them, so you should work hard, and you and your friends will build a brilliant career together in the future. It sounds good, doesn't it? But remember, you must all work hard.

Lao San: (surprised) No way. . .

boss: (impatient) What's the matter?

Lao San: (pointing to the mobile phone) Xiao Shenyang. . . .

boss: (a step to the third side to grab the mobile phone) What's wrong with Little Shenyang? (Surprised) coming to our school. . Oh, my god. . Xiao Shenyang, my idol. . .

second child (surprise) really! I like him so much! A person's life lesson is short. . . .

Boss: (I can't wait) Yes, I fell in love with him after seeing it in the Spring Festival Evening. I racked my brains to think of a paragraph before coming to school. Listen! ! In fact, going to school is short. As soon as the dormitory comes out and enters, the day passes, huh ~ ~? As soon as I can't get out of the dormitory, I will go for a semester. What is the most painful thing about going to school? You know what? I just went to class, and the teacher didn't call the roll! Do you know the most painful thing about school? The most painful thing about going to school is not going to class, and the teacher called the roll ~! The most painful thing about going to school is that the first class is not called, and the second class is called by the teacher.

(When the counselor came in and saw them talking, he stood at the door and listened)

Second child: (surprised) Boss! High! I'll have one, too! (Thinking for a moment) The day of class is actually short. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day passes. Ha ~ ~ The day passes after day. Ha ~ ~ The most painful thing about the day of class is that the class is over and you haven't finished sleeping! The most painful thing on the day of class is to sleep out! The class is not over yet! !

Counselor: The most painful thing in school is to speak ill of the teacher behind his back, and the teacher is right behind you! ! !

sophomore and junior: (without looking back) That's right, you are so talented!

(three people turn around)

Second child: (surprised) teacher. . . . . . . (Three people bow their heads)

(The teacher comes in and looks at the surrounding environment)

Teacher: (Question) Where is * * (Old Four)?

boss: I don't know, and we seldom see him! I wonder what he does all day. I can't see his shadow except in class, and he mostly sleeps in class!

teacher: (questioning) don't you know what he is doing?

three people: (looking at each other) I don't know!

teacher: (angry) look at you! ! ! What are you doing all day? ! ! I don't even know my roommates, but I only care about small Shenyang. . . . You guys. . . . What a disappointment to the teacher! ! ! Especially you * * (the boss), as the head of a room, don't urge my roommates to study well, but also take the lead in failing classes, and you hang up the most. Look at him * * (the fourth child), whose grades are the best in the class. If you don't study hard, what will you do in the future? Now that China is in financial crisis, it will be difficult for you to find a job in the future. . .

second child: teacher, didn't economists say that the crisis would pass after four years! And four years later, we just graduated. Isn't it just right?

teacher: (angry) yes! But in the four-year crisis, how many college students can't find jobs? What do you compare with them? Say it! ! ! ! !

Three people: (ashamed) Sorry, teacher! We know it's wrong! We will study hard in the future! ! ! !

teacher: (earnest) study and never forget her. No matter what others say, college is a place to improve comprehensive ability. If you fail in your study, you are nothing! If you seldom go to the library for four years, you are wasting a lot of wealth. So if you go there for a long time and flip through it at will, you will get something! ! ! ! Do you know? It's getting late. Go to study at night!

three people: hmm! Teacher: We went

Teacher: That's right! ! If you see * * (old four), tell him to come to my office. Let's go! !

three people: hmm! ! !

(four people go out together)

Boss: Teacher, you like Little Shenyang, too. .

teacher: (laughing) yes!