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Some friends are like dogs, they follow whoever has the bones.
1. After ten years of being a virgin, no one asked, but once she became a bitch, the whole world knew about it
2. Let me tell you a joke, I still love you.
3. That’s ridiculous, I miss you again.
4. How far into the future is the person I am waiting for
5. I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, and the time does not grow old, and both you and I are well
6. Late blessing: Happy birthday, little deer.
7. I believe I am not the only one who will cry when hearing the songs in Sheep-Herding Stars
8. You were the one who flirted with me first and said you would marry me and stay with me forever. You were the one who left me first, and you were the one who left me first, but I was the one who couldn't let go.
9. What do you think about falling in love at an age when the word "Pao" starts with the word "Pao"? Using the pretext of marriage to fuck a pussy for free
10. I don't know until now whether you are really good to me. , thank you so much
11. Today we took the physical examination. I will do my best to meet the high school entrance examination if I break 100. Can I break 100? 12. Former lovers, now Front and rear tables. It's a pity that they broke up long ago
13. If you are interested in the second dimension, please contact me.
14. After he leaves, he can find someone immediately, but she still thinks about him like a fool. Well, he just doesn’t love you anymore
15. I said that if you could walk into my heart, you would know how deeply I love you and how much I can’t live without you, but he said he really didn’t know p>
16. Still can’t let go, and he also has his own worries.
17. I said to him, if you could see my heart, you would know how deeply I love you and how much I can't live without you. He said I really don't know.
18. If you really know me, you should know that for an optimistic person like me, the more silent he is, the more turbulent his emotions will be.
19. Don’t disturb those who have not replied to you for a long time.
20. Girl, I hope you have a light in the dark, an umbrella in the rain, and a loved one to accompany you on the road. QQ classic sayings: A lover who has changed his heart is like a dog, whoever has the ability will lead him away
1. What makes me sad is not that someone left me, but that they clearly said they would not leave.
2. I said I would grow my hair long, but I still can't survive the summer; just like I said I would always like it, but I can't beat time.
3. A lover who has changed his heart is like a dog, whoever has the ability can lead him away.
4. You are at a loss in the crowd, and I am following you, stretching out my hands for fear of making mistakes, and shrinking my hands for fear of missing out.
5. I haven’t read that many books, and I don’t know how to speak or behave. The only way to deal with things is that you are good to me and I will be good to you.
6. You have to get used to anyone being hot and cold, and you have to be indifferent to anyone drifting away.
7. Don't be confused in your heart, don't be trapped in emotions. Don't dwell on the past and don't fear the future.
8. After many years, I will definitely forget your appearance, your name, and even the feeling when I think of you.
9. You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery are watching you upstairs.
10. It may be better for you to hide some things in your heart. After a long time, when you look back at them, they will become stories.
11. I've been having a bad time lately, and I'm in a bad mood. Fortunately, I've always had a good appetite.
12. If you give up when enough is enough, at least you won't lose too embarrassingly.
13. If I accidentally touch your hand, will you subconsciously avoid it or hold it?
14. Later, when I heard about the past again, I felt as if the wind had passed through my ears without panic or confusion.
15. I'm not pretty but I'm clean, I'm always smiling but rarely happy, I have no tattoos, no lover, no expectations, I smoke occasionally, I shed tears when I blow the wind, and I get drunk when I drink.
16. I like you because I have you one inch from the fourth rib on my left chest.
17. You may not love me either, you just happened to meet me.
18. What unforgettable lies have you experienced growing up? We will collect the New Year's money for you first.
19. He is the heaviest person I have ever been exposed to, and he is a topic that I keep silent about.
20. Like a half-eaten apple or a half-drinking drink, after a long time, it has lost its original taste. No matter how much I liked it in the past, I just want to throw it away now. Life is like a circle, some come and some go! Philosophical signature
1. You have your sky and I have my vastness
2. Life is like a circle, some come and some go
3. Again Vibrant lovers are not as good as ordinary parents.
4. Your disappointment usually comes from your extravagant expectations
5. What is helpless is feelings, what is powerful is fate.
6. Everyone has a blind spot. He cannot get out of it, and neither can others.
7. A person always needs a companion; but he cannot fulfill the person who is interested in him.
8. I walked alone on the road home. Maybe I went wrong somewhere. No one is waiting for me at the end of the road.
9. One person cannot last long. Many people have not achieved success. Many people
10. A true friend will still be by your side when the whole world is gone.
11. Some people like them very much, but they are only suitable for being friends.
12. When you are at your ugliest, you meet a true lover; when you are at your poorest, you meet a true friend
13. The scenery you miss is like a broken glass bottle , no matter how hard we try, it is ultimately irreversible.
14. When I tell you my troubles, it is not a complaint, it is my trust in you.
15. There are three things in life that cannot be saved: life and time. And love; you want to keep it, but it drifts away.
16. If a flower is afraid of withering, it will never bloom.
17. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by their mistakes.
18. Some things cannot be forced, such as love and trust.
19. I don’t have good talent, but I am more serious than anyone else.
20. Give up when it’s time to give up. Only by giving up can you gain. Don’t seek gain in gaining, but seek gain in giving up
21. Belief cannot be determined by logic. Proven, what saves you in the most dangerous moments is faith, and only faith.
22. Love has appeared before, but you can’t see it.
23. Cherish what you have. Don't be too optimistic about what you don't have
24. There are two kinds of people who are hopeless: one is those who disobey orders, and the other is those who do as they are told.
25. When someone’s wall comes down, it is also kind to not push back.
26. If you look up too high, you will only belittle yourself.
27. There are always things that allow you to see people clearly inadvertently.
28. There is always that one person hiding deep in my heart and disappearing from life.
29. Some things, no matter how hard we try, we can’t go back.
30. One day you will understand that kindness is harder than being smart. Intelligence is a gift, kindness is a choice.
31. If you are still impulsive, it means you are still passionate about life; if you are always impulsive, it means you still don’t understand life!
32. The fatal stubbornness and willfulness often push oneself into a blind corner.
33. No matter how firm your stance is, your strength is very small, and sometimes you can only be led along.
34. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.
35. I don’t have many friends, so I cherish you all the more.
36. The same thing, if you think about it, it will be heaven, but if you don’t think about it, it will be hell.
37. You can doubt anyone, but never doubt yourself.
38. It’s not the pressure that can knock you down, but the way you bear the pressure.
39. I would rather forgive others than wait for others to forgive myself.
40. Life is not about grabbing a good hand of cards, but how to play the bad cards well.
I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog ??
1. Three things I struggle with every day: unable to sleep at night, unable to get up in the morning, and regretting that I slept too late last night.
2. Ruin your life and make you poor for three generations. If you don’t touch both, you will become rich and handsome.
3. In the future, we will fight for your Audi, my Dior, and your children’s Oreo!
4. You don’t have to take the initiative, but when I do, don’t move still.
5. Girl, turn on the Bluetooth and send me some love.
6. Do you know what is most important to me? It is the first word of this sentence.
7. Those who treat women like clothes will be single sooner or later!
8. He has a big head, a thick neck, and moves like a pig.
9. If you get out, don’t come back. I’m not a rag collector.
10. The appearance of men nowadays is very harmful to the country and the people and to society.
11. There was a bright light in front of the bed, and a bowl of soup was spread out. He raised his head to take the towel and lowered his head to wipe his crotch.
12. In fact, I admire you. You are so unexpected and can still breathe with your lungs in public.
13. I have no acting skills. Even if you don’t give me a line, I can accompany you to stage a happy relationship.
14. Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away.
15. I will not live as great as Chairman Mao, but I will live as long as Xiaoqiang.
16. I searched thousands of times for him, but suddenly I looked back and realized that he was a second-rate person.
17. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called “complete incompetence”. There is a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything looks right"
18. Regarding "white, rich and beautiful", I met the standards on three points - idiot, rich and stinky.
19. Mom asked me to sweep the floor and I said I was a princess. Even Mom said you were a sow.
20. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely be in front of Newton’s house. All the apple trees were replaced by durian trees.
21. Every time after answering a question, I would immediately tell my deskmate how I felt when I sat down.
22. Saying you are mean cannot bring out your mean nature. You are already so mean that it cannot be described as mean.
23. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. After all my friends were hiding, I would go home.
24. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to be annoying. I am getting more and more unhappy
25. The color of the money in my pocket determines my mood...
26. When I have money, I will buy a swimming pool, a face wash and a hand wash
27. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.
28. If you are well, it will be sunny. But it’s been raining heavily here for a week, so you’re not dead.
29. Sometimes it is better to be less concerned than to worry too much
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