What do you mean by cucumber slices?

One day, there was a riot in the women's prison, and the scene was very chaotic. The prison guard stepped aside, not wanting the warden to be in a bad situation. He picked up the receiver and shouted, and the riot stopped immediately. He said: if you make trouble again, the cucumber for dinner today will be sliced!

There is another joke: a widow went to buy cucumbers and told her not to slice them, but the cucumber seller forgot to slice them. When the widow saw it, she scolded, "Do you think I am a piggy bank?"

The joke is that both female prisoners and widows masturbate with cucumbers, but not if they are cut into pieces.