Who has a joke that annoys the teacher?

Teacher: Is this how you treat school rules and regulations? Student: Why not? Teacher: Your grades are bound to drop sharply. Student: I don't care. Teacher: What do you think in class? Student: In my imagination. Teacher: How do you treat teachers with this attitude? Go to the school library, read books and learn more about being a man. I really don't know which book you learned this way. Student: In the constellation book. Teacher: What? Return the horoscope book? Look at your Chinese homework. Why not make these simple explanations in classical Chinese? Student: redundant explanation. Teacher: I am so angry. What do you do in your spare time besides talking back? Student: Shake your head and play. Teacher: You are a crazy student. Tell me, which girl have you fallen in love with recently? Student: Angie. Teacher: Where does her family live? I'll find her. Student: Smart. Teacher: Smart? What is that place? Student: Tears know. Teacher: What are you talking about? What kind of child do you say you are? Student: Bad boy. Teacher: It's a pity that you know this. With this knowledge, what career will you pursue in the future? Student: Insider. Teacher: What? Do you think this is a war? What are you talking about? See for yourself, what kind of world is this? Student: earthly beauty. Teacher: Still beautiful? Your academic record is a mess, and you're going to become Chen Shimei! Tell me what you want to do now. Student: I want to hold your hand. Teacher: What? You kid, your head is broken, isn't it? I am so angry! Today is Teacher's Day, and other classes are celebrating. I have to spend time educating you. Tell me! There is not much time left. What else can we hold? Student: Ross's funeral. Teacher: Ah … after screaming … the teacher died on the spot!

I wonder if it's a joke.