Looking for humorous little jokes

1. I was walking on the road home from get off work today when I saw a beautiful mother beating a young lady on the roadside. The young lady was crying loudly, thinking that this mother was too cruel, why did she hit herself like this? The child wanted to come forward and talk. As soon as he took a step forward, he heard the mother say again: "You pulled off my clothes and pulled off my bra on the bus. You are really good at serving the public!" After listening, I left. Silently.

2. I went to pick up my nephew from the tutoring class today. As soon as the bell rang, he rushed out. "Why are you so fast today?" He panted and said, "Stop asking, just leave!" I looked confused and asked again, "Why are you so flustered? What happened?" The little kid pulled me out as he did so. Go, whispering: "No, let's go quickly. The teacher forgot to leave his homework today, and it will be too late by the time he remembers it." It's too late.

3. A buddy was walking on the road and hummed, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky." A girl riding a bicycle passed by and said, "Let me keep you with all my heart." Then, the guy chased the girl like a chicken to death, and chased the girl to the corner. The girl was so frightened that she took out her pockets and said, "I'll give you the money and mobile phone. Please let me go..." The guy calmly said Said: "Next time you start singing by yourself." The girl was left in a mess in the wind

4. I just met two policemen in the hospital supporting a man with blood on his face to see the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong? The man said he was fighting. The doctor said, look, why are you fighting? The other party is also injured, right? The man said no, there are many people on the other side. The doctor said that you are very brave too! The men said no, no, they were just unconvinced and there were so many of them. At this time, the policeman next to him said: "Can you please stop saying a few words? How can you say that you were caught stealing and beaten like this?"

5. When the train conductor was checking tickets, an old professor unexpectedly He couldn't find the ticket and was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. The train conductor said: If you really can’t find it, just forget it and just get a replacement ticket. Old Professor: How is this possible? If I can’t find the ticket, I don’t know where I’m going!

6. One day, a high school boy fell ill and had a stomachache, so another boy helped him Go get injections off campus. . . When they walked to the doorman, the old man asked them: "Are you two gay?" One of the boys was embarrassed and replied: "No, actually I prefer girls..." Then the old man was very confused. Looking at the two of them, he asked again: "Let me ask you how tall you two are."

7. Driving a gray truck down the mountain, an old man took a taxi, but there were two cargo carriers in the cab. I could only let him sit in the back compartment. After walking for several hours, I finally arrived at the destination. I unloaded the ash and forgot that there was someone else in the back compartment. I was startled and I hurried to the back. The old man walked out with a gray face. He crawled out and said, "I'm sorry, young man, I accidentally stepped over your carriage when I got out of the car just now. ”