What funny driving school coaches do you remember?

1. I am practicing in Tangke No.3 Road, and the road is particularly bad. I said, "Coach, why don't you open this paragraph?" Coach: "Don't you have a car in the future, and you have to carry it on your back when you encounter bad roads?"

2. I went to practice driving today, and the coach next to me said to the female student: Are you here to practice driving? You're here to piss me off, right? I watched the excitement, and as soon as I turned around, I saw the coach's face was very bad. Word by word, he broke out through his teeth and said, Are you here to kill me today?

3. Once when I was practicing reversing into the warehouse, the coach suddenly asked me, "Have you joined the Party?" "No, just a league member." "Everyone else has joined the party. Why don't you join?" I am speechless and feel that I have met a nosy coach. My grandmother never asked me why she didn't join the party until she was eighty-nine. Please, I'm just here to learn to drive. Can't you learn to drive without party member? That's interesting. Are you still discriminating against non-party member? Believe it or not, I'll complain to you. Suddenly, I only heard the coach say, "jump in the street, you didn't hang any clutch, and the engine is going to explode." Can't you hear? "

Last time, there was a boy in Zone 2 who couldn't control his speed and ran a little fast. Then the coach said that you should have many girlfriends at school. He said you don't have a girlfriend. Coach: You run so fast, but you still can't catch up with your girlfriend?

When listening to the driving lesson, the coach told a joke. A student tried to overtake. Originally, he only had to change lanes twice and completely do the overtaking routine. He didn't really have to overtake, but a car passed by during the exam and he caught up as soon as he stepped on the gas pedal. When the old driver saw it, you, a student car, tried to overtake me, and it was also a pedal. The two of them drove directly from Changchun to Jilin. This student ... failed the road test!