English joke: Problem with gas fart problem

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says

"Doctor

I have this problem with gas

but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never *** ell and are always silent. As a matter of fact

I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office . You didn't know I was farting because they don't *** ell and are silent." The doctor says

"I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and e back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor

" she says

"I don't know what the hell you gave me

but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly." The doctor says

"Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses

let's start working on your hearing." A little old lady went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a habit of farting. It's not a big problem. It's just that my farts don't smell bad and they don't make any sound." There have been more than 20 farts here, but you don’t know, right, because my farts don’t smell bad and they don’t make any sound.” The doctor said, “Okay, I understand. Take this pill three times a day for seven days.” Come back next week." The old lady came a week later and said, "Doctor, what kind of medicine did you give me? I still have no sound when farting, but why does it smell so bad?" The doctor said, "Your sense of smell is great! It's normal now, let's start treating the hearing. ”