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What are the sentences that satirize men's infidelity?

Men are as weak as dollars at home and as strong as RMB outside. Why? Because of passion.

Time flies, time flies, I was captured for many years and fell in love with the injury.

Mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

I pouted and kissed him and moved my head away. I squatted down and sulked. He also squatted down and touched his head and said, can I hug you? Later his brother said that he had a bad cold.

I gave you everything, but I can't stay. I am as free as the wind.

Go to sleep when you are in a good mood, or your sadness will be magnified 10 thousand times when you stay up late at night.

"How much heartache finally turned into a casual acquaintance."

People gather together the mistakes in life and create a demon called fate.

Let's talk, just like before.

I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.