Here is an English joke translation.

A horse is talking on the phone.

A man was sitting reading a newspaper when his wife sneaked up behind him and hit him on the head with a frying pan.

A man was sitting reading a newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and hit him hard on the head with a frying pan.

"What is this for?" He asked.

"What's the matter?" He asked.

"That's for the paper with Mary Allen's name on it in your pants pocket," she replied.

"That's because there is a piece of paper with Mary Allen's name written on it in your trouser pocket." She answered.

"Don't be silly," he said. "When I went to the horse race two weeks ago, Mary Allen was the name of a horse I bet on."

She seemed satisfied with it and apologized.

"Don't be silly," he said. "Mary Elam is the name of a horse I bet on when I went to the horse race two weeks ago."

She seemed satisfied with the explanation and apologized.

Three days later, he was sitting in the chair reading again, when she knocked him unconscious with a bigger frying pan.

When he woke up, he asked again, "What on earth is this for?"

"Your damn horse just called."

Three days later, when he was sitting in the chair reading again, his wife hit him with a bigger frying pan and knocked him unconscious.

When I woke up, I asked, "When the fuck is this?"

"You fucking Ma Gang called."