By rhyming with others, funeral march's joke collection "Laughing into the belly" and "Xuanqu Record" are two jokes.

Xuan Qu Lu is a collection of jokes edited by Lu Benzhong, a poet in the Song Dynasty. It is a humorous story from the Northern Song Dynasty to the early Southern Song Dynasty, and the mysterious song means happy appearance. Said Lan, An Overview of Novels of the Five Dynasties, Continued Integration of China and unofficial history, and Jokes of Past Dynasties are all included. Four of them are listed in the stomach.

When sorting out, refer to Volume 34, Pages 37-40 of Talking about Money (Wei Wanshantang Engraving Edition, kept by Harvard Yanjing Library).

The first song "rhymes with the public"

Wang Yanling, a talented and unruly official in Taiyuan, tasted the jade box, looked at the south of the Yangtze River and laughed at the handsome supervisor.

Commentary: The article says that Wang Yanling is an official of Taiyuan (one of Taiyuan officials, equivalent to the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee of today's provincial capital city). He used to write poems to mock his boss face to face, so it is not unruly to offend his immediate boss. (Shuai Si, that is, the management and appeasement department, all the way to the military and political affairs. There are three supervision departments, namely, promotion supervision department, promotion leveling department and transshipment department. These three departments are in charge of justice, taxation and finance, and also have supervisory functions. These three people are equivalent to today's Standing Committee of the Provincial Party Committee. )

The supervisor was furious and blamed. Yanling folded the chessboard forward and replied, "I am in a low position and I am afraid of being slandered." I just finished filling out the sapphire case. How dare I look south of the Yangtze River? Excuse me, Ma Chu. " Ma Chu, the supervisor should sit with Yan Ling.

Comment: Wang Yanling responded to the director's words in the article, just looking at Jiangnan. While talking about how to dare to look at Jiangnan, I wrote a monotonous poem "Looking at Jiangnan". There is irony in every sentence in this word. In the current buzzwords, it is a strange thing. In the end, he pulled his irrelevant colleagues off the horse. Being a man is really not good. Even if someone at the top supports him, such a manner is too much.

Ma did not dare to defend himself, so he withdrew from the lawsuit. Yan Ling said, "I don't know what it is. Why can I take it as evidence?" Yanling smiled and said, "It's just a rhyme." I'm glad I don't blame you for saying this, which took advantage of rhyming. )

Note: the two versions of this sentence are somewhat different in terms of words. In my opinion, the word "Qi" in the first edition of Speaking of Qi is better. Everyone will be angry at an innocent disaster. The second place is both, "but it rhymes with the public." It serves to show Wang Yanling's arrogance, and it is even more unreasonable to "take advantage of the public rhyme, but don't be surprised".

Comments: I like to show off my talents (maybe not much at first), but I don't understand the world, which will only increase the disgust of others. There are only two words handed down, one of which is Looking at the South of the Yangtze River. Without any works handed down from generation to generation, it is hard to call it brilliant.

The second book "Marry the Khitan"

Shaoxing Xin, female direct offender. Zhu Zhongxin robbed the village in Huainan at night and won a prize. He came from Yanshan and attached more than ten books, most of which were sent by his wife to Tang, a professor of military health.

Seeing a piece of paper with your own eyes, there is nothing else to say. I wrote a poem: Clouds fall, yangfu talks about Shandan, and it is difficult for you to go to Jiangnan. You marry a Na Man there, and I marry a Khitan here.

Comments: The generals in the Southern Song Dynasty seized a box of letters when they were fighting the Jin people. One of them is a poem recorded by Forever in My Heart, which is well written and better than many poets' words and sentences. One is deep affection, and the other is true feelings. I thought and worried and finally lost my temper.

At least I don't think the interest between husband and wife will be "What happened to Caiyun?" Just don't quarrel over such tactfulness. "You can get a Na Man there, and I will marry a Khitan here." Such jealous angry words will also appear in daily life.

On may 29th, 20021year, Lian passed away.