Who has a super funny joke?

1。 It is said that the men's 4× 100 meter relay race is being held in the school sports meeting. Seeing that the runner in front is approaching the runner behind, the class teacher rushed out and shouted, "Hold on! Hold on! Be sure to connect steadily! " After a pause for a few seconds, the two boys had to hug in front of everyone and start kissing. . . . . .

2。 A couple snuggled up sweetly in the park. Men can't help sneaking around when they see that women's hair is so supple. The woman said coily, "Alas! Hate! "

The man's heart itched even more and stole it again. The woman said, "Well, no!" " "

Hearing this, the man's heart was about to fly, and he touched it again. Suddenly, the woman stood up and said rudely, "don't touch it!" My wig is falling off! ! ! "

3。 Zhubajie plastic surgery

It's been hundreds of years since I learned Buddhist scriptures in the West. Bajie went to Korea for plastic surgery and became a handsome boy.

Go to the ballroom to pick up girls. After the passion, Bajie asked the beauty, "Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Pig Bajie! "

The beauty was frightened: "Second brother, I am Lao Sha! I went to Thailand ... "