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The biography of life is sweet.
Female, 24-year-old, actress, Aries, has the super power to control time, but her super power has a limited practical scope, which can only make time go backwards or forwards 10 second, and the number of times she uses it every day is limited.
Open Baidu search portal and enter Yao Tianxin. The length of the searched terms is comparable to that of a first-line movie star, child star, national champion of singing contest, various photos with movie celebrities, guest host of a variety show of a local TV station, nomination of the best newcomer award of a movie and television, and so on. These honors have been made into exquisite picture books by Yao Tianxin, or mounted on the wall, becoming the capital to show off. Unfortunately, these are the brilliant resumes of child star Yao Tianxin. All the splendor in the spotlight came to an abrupt end when Yao Tianxin was twelve years old. Yao Tianxin's acting career was interrupted by the wrong decision of the brokerage company.
Yao Tianxin's goal in life is clear: to become famous. She has always felt that she is different from other bad actors in the Juhua Troupe, because she was once brilliant and she has become a star. At least she has everything that all stars have in form: her personal homepage, her fan base (with badge), Weibo with V, who has appeared in TV series (when she was a child star), as well as in various print posters, commercials and MTV. Of course, she also has assistants, mostly her sister Yao Susu, who occasionally makes guest appearances. She always believes that becoming a star is her historical mission and a destiny that must be realized. If she can't become a big shot in film and television, it will be a permanent regret in the history of film and television and idol. Therefore, she tirelessly ran various crews, auditioned and took makeup photos. However, Yao Tianxin never knew that she had a nickname in the film and television circle, called "Wan Nian Vase". All directors who have seen her are full of praise for her beauty, so looking for her role will always be that kind of beautiful vase, just shaking her head and smiling, or looking back and smiling at the blue sky … and so on. Yao Tianxin vowed to get rid of the vase hat and become a famous performing star.
Yao Tianxin is enthusiastic, optimistic and outspoken. She looks like a goddess, but she is nervous inside. She is nervous, careless, often short-circuited, slow-paced and forgetful. She is an unlucky person and can't take care of herself. Either you forgot the important appointment, or you can't even use the simplest software. She is the terminator of all electrical appliances, and anything will soon break down in her hands. She is road-crazy, face-blind, or in the late stage of procrastination. And all this is because I am glad that my sister Yao Susu helped her wipe her ass and settled it for her. So she loves and hates her sister Yao Susu, like an enemy and a friend. She is willing to do anything good for her sister, but she often does bad things with kindness. She doesn't want to listen to Yao Susu's scolding, but she will be shy to ask her sister for help if she commits a crime. The two sisters often perform the drama of knife mouth and tofu heart.
Yaosusu
Female, 26 years old, Yao Tianxin's sister Scorpio, has the ability to read minds, but she doesn't always read complete information. What she sees in other people's inner lines is always missing the most important part, and her mind-reading ability is not always working. She is more used to losing her chain at critical moments, and she is completely blind and can't see anything when she needs to see through other people's minds most.
Yao Susu is a typical royal elder sister and mature woman. Sexy and beautiful in appearance, passionate and changeable in heart, but she is a female man who can punch and kick in all directions in her bones. People who don't know her well think that she is a fragile doll and needs protection. Only a few friends who are familiar with her know that she is a veritable bodyguard among them, especially extraordinary, and often needs her to "save the hero Yu Meiren". Even such a woman with strong martial arts and "unique vision" has been living in the shadow of her beautiful sister, which leads to her extreme inferiority and sensitivity. Her toughness is just a mask of her inner anxiety and insecurity.
Yao Susu seems to hate cleaning up the mess for Tian Xin, but subconsciously she expects all kinds of troubles and emergencies created by Tian Xin, because when helping Tian Xin solve the problem, she will truly feel that she is needed, and she is better than her sister. It is also at this time that she will have a real sense of security. Subjectively speaking, Yao Susu wants her sister to succeed, because only in this way can she get rid of Yao Tianxin as a troublemaker as soon as possible and live the life she wants. But deep down, she will be secretly glad of Yao Tianxin's failure, occupying the failures of all the sisters who care about her again and again, and alleviating her little unwillingness and imbalance. But on the whole, Yao Susu still loves Yao Tianxin very much. Although it is a little dark occasionally, she always stands on her sister's side and gives her support and help without paying back.
In the tireless search for true love, Yao Susu had a whim and made a clip art of various parts of the man he admired. He found that different facial features were combined and a familiar face appeared, that is, Master Wen. This cognition made mr.zhou suddenly realize that she had always liked Mr. Wen. But in order to maintain a longer friendship, mr.zhou decided to keep this love in her heart.
Lin
Female, 23 years old, Pisces, full-time life secretary is Sweet Company.
People with "super memory" never forget anything, but always remember many useless things to occupy their brain capacity, such as watching movies and eating 439 popcorn, and the steps of the primary school campus corridor are 208 knots. In order to clear all kinds of useless information from her brain, she is eager to find a way to forget.
She is a typical post-it girl, simple, easy-going, easy-going and helpful. The biggest difficulty in her life is to refuse others. She habitually chooses to be hard on herself between saying "no" to others and being hard on herself. Although she often hides in the corner and slaps her mouth after accepting the impossible task, she still makes unremitting efforts to benefit others.
Lin is sentimental and has a typical Pisces personality. Full of all kinds of sweet fantasies about love. She envies a girl who dares to pursue love like Mr. Zhou. She often wants to fall in love and pursue boys, but she is a giant of thought and a dwarf of action. For love, she will turn herself into a strong woman today and a charming girl tomorrow, but she has never taken any effective action. However, her various costumes have become a landscape accompanied by sweetness.
Lin's fantasy of love became a joke of this special love expert. Lin doesn't care about the ridicule of others, but can't stand this unusual provocation. I often can't bear to play "300 rounds" with her, and stage the scene of a geisha memoir turning into a poisonous snake and fire-breathing superwoman. However, it was in this process of mutual ridicule and derogatory that Lin's first kiss was accidentally taken away. As a result, part of her memory was erased, and Lin was more in love with that extraordinary sweetness when she was shocked.
Chi fanfei
Male, 27 years old, founder of Life Sweet Company. He is a kind and evil man. When talking about work, his attitude in doing business is like maintaining world peace, but when it comes to picking up girls, he is like a cynical playboy.
He has a firm goal in mind, is a firm enthusiasm for success, and can practice and make unremitting efforts to achieve the goal. He likes chicken soup for the soul and has a clear life plan. He plans to be on the Forbes list at the age of 35, keep a diary every day and accumulate material for his biography.
Beijinger, a young writer in middle school, is the editor-in-chief of the school magazine, and is good at writing poems and essays. When they took the college entrance examination, their grades were abnormal, and they entered a so-called key university which is famous for enrolling all students who have just passed one grade in Beijing. The school is full of rich second generation students with various diplomas. The university town is like a condensed society. He found that the only sign of success was money. Several lovelorns stimulated him to adjust his life goals at once and vowed to be a success. Every day, he fantasized about the scene of the witches crying after they became rich.
Naked reality tells Extraordinary that a person who is determined to be a good grandson will never become a master. If they want to succeed, they must start with a master. As a result, he quickly adjusted his life orientation and began to package himself from the outside, spending 10 thousand yuan a month and 50 thousand yuan a month to package himself into a rich second generation.
Even if he talks to people about a billion-dollar business every day, and his business scope goes from the earth to Mars, all this can't hide his heart. In the extraordinary view, career is always the first, and picking up girls can never be the second. In this way, I have made extraordinary efforts to find my own life value in the process of being hit again and again, satirized and satirized in real life and love life.
Lord Wen
Male, 28 years old, with high IQ and low EQ, especially roommates, are business partners together.
As the name suggests, Lord Wen is gentle and generous, and kind and kind. I majored in psychology at the university. Because of this, everyone is particularly willing to talk to him, and ask him for help if you have any questions or puzzles. But he is often overwhelmed by negative emotions, so he is used to depression and forbearance, and sometimes it is difficult to find an outlet to vent. At this time, adult Wen likes to chat with Yao Susu. He felt that only in front of Yao Susu could he show all his feelings of cowardice, humbleness, resentment and pity, because he knew that Yao Susu wouldn't mind him telling the truth.
Wenda has a high degree of mental cleanliness. He can tolerate others questioning him, speaking ill of him and even attacking him. But he can't stand being cheated, even a white lie. He always believes that nothing can't be communicated sincerely face to face. So he has been practicing his "radical honesty" principle, which is to tell the truth without reservation. To this end, he often pays all kinds of costs and makes some ridiculous jokes, but he still goes his own way and insists on the style of truth first.
In Wen's eyes, the only person who doesn't tell lies is Yao Susu, so he trusts Yao Susu very much, but he doesn't know that Yao Susu told him many lies in order to bury his feelings for him. When Wen finally realized this, he was entangled in Yao Susu's well-meaning "lies" and could not convince himself to face this feeling based on lies.
Lord Wen is a well-deserved rich second generation, but he is particularly afraid of being labeled as a rich man, a dude and a rich second generation. So he has always kept a low-key style. Before going out every day, he deliberately dresses himself up a little ordinary, but he often reveals some small clues, but every time he saves the day. He hopes to create a new world by his own strength, instead of eating his old money at home, so he founded a creative company selling time with his good friends, "Life is Sweet".
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