Classic brain teaser joke

Lead: Do you like brain teasers? The following is my collection of classic brain teasers. Welcome to reading.

Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why? Answer: He is a baby.

What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? Answer: peerless beauty

Why don't most people like to celebrate their 32nd birthday? Answer: No one likes to put three long candles and two short candles on birthday candles.

Xiaoming and Xiao Wang play a coin toss game. Xiao Ming tossed a coin ten times, and it was all positive. Ask him what is the probability of yin and yang when he throws the eleventh time? Answer: 50%

Give 10 children 50 pieces of sugar. The numbers are different. You can't break the sugar. Can you share it? Answer: No, because? 1+2+3+.... 10=55?

Grandpa is familiar with the art of war, but he knows nothing about the past. Every time I play chess with my grandson, he loses. What tactics does grandpa use? A: The soldiers will block (if you don't lose).

What kind of person's photo can't you tell who it is? Answer: X-ray.

Which word can never be written well? Answer:? Not good? word

Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy

The ninth marriage (playing a place name)? Answer: Paris

It takes 1 hour 15 minutes to get to Beijing by train from Tianjin. Where is the train in Tianjin 1 hour after 45 minutes? Answer: On the tracks.

Why didn't sleeping beauty get up after the prince kissed her? Answer: She is lying in bed.

What is the largest lake in Taiwan Province Province? Answer: Penghu.

There are rules at home and rules at home. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise

Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays for himself? A: The groom's official

There is an animal. You killed it, but you bled yourself. What kind of animal is this? Answer: mosquitoes

When I was eating an apple, I took a bite and found bugs. It was terrible. Seeing two bugs makes me feel terrible, and seeing a few bugs makes me feel the most terrible. Answer: Half means the other half is in your stomach.

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Answer: Run after the mouse.

There is a truck full of goods. One person pushes in front and one person pulls behind. Is it possible for the truck to move forward? Answer: Maybe, when this truck goes downhill.

What do crying and laughing have in common? A: The strokes of both characters are ten strokes.

Xiao Qiang ran in the wilderness of heavy rain for ten minutes, but his hair didn't get wet. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Qiang is holding an umbrella.

Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.

There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, remove the cork or drill holes in it. How can you drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

When Lan Lan passed a city, it happened that there was a big earthquake there. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: She flew by.

What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.

It's getting colder and colder. Why does Xiaohua take off her clothes instead of putting on more clothes? Answer: Because he is going to take a bath.

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! ? Where is he sitting? Answer: Sit on Xiaohua.

Monkeys pick pineapples in the tree, one per minute, how many in ten minutes? Answer: Pineapples don't grow on trees.

Do you write with your left hand or right hand? Answer: Use a pen.

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.

Do sports competitions need athletes? Higher, faster and stronger? Do you want it? Forward? But there is one kind of competition that can only be postponed. What kind of competition is this? Answer: Tug of War.

Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: It's an electric pen.

What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon

Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally ran into a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? A: Small open hearse.

There are 12 lighted candles on the table. First three were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: five, because all the things that didn't blow out were burned out.

Xiaoming is in the second grade of primary school. His family lives on 12 floor. He takes the elevator every time he goes to school, but he can only take the elevator to the 1 1 floor after school. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is not tall enough to press the button 12.

Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win from the beginning? Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.

Which tooth was last lost? Answer: Dentures.

Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why? Answer: When was he born?

What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: get married

What don't people like to eat? Answer: lose money.

In an exam, two students handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they certainly didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank sheet of paper.

? Look around? Look around? Look ahead? When are these idioms best used? Answer: When crossing the street.

A rooster and a hen, guess three words. Answer: Three chickens.

What did you not do, but you have to be punished? Answer: Go home and do your homework.

A man fell into the river, and it climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

A bag contains soybeans and mung beans. A man poured beans on the ground and soon separated them. How did he divide it? Answer: a soybean, a mung bean.

On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.

A Dai drove to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he always reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

There is a boat that has never been launched. Why the boat? Answer: spaceship.

What is the best treatment for carsickness? The answer is: walking.

How did Class Three, Grade Four do abacus calculations? A: Each has its own abacus.

What animal do you see first when you enter the zoo? Answer: people

What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-ray.

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? A: The year, month and day in the newspaper.

What disease does sleeping beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia

There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place? Answer: detention center

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can't jump.

If you want to realize your dream, what should you do first? Answer: wake up.

Let the barber cut Lao Li's hair as soon as he finishes cutting it? Points? The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: The barber shaved his head.

Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

There is an animal, but you killed it and shed your own blood? What kind of animal is this? Answer: It's a mosquito.

What is the ritual that a priest cannot perform under any circumstances? Answer: your own funeral;