Have you ever had a funny story like a joke around you?

Life is like a play. There are joys and sorrows, hopes and disappointments. Everyone has many stories in his life, including legendary stories and ordinary stories, but no matter how the story ends, it is his own life.

So, have you ever had a funny story like a joke around you?

A person's life is so long that many stories are bound to happen. Today, I will have fun with you with funny stories that happened around me.

1. My father reclaimed a piece of land in my yard to grow vegetables. One year, my father especially liked growing potatoes. After eating, he planted wave after wave, and then planted fresh potatoes. Once I went to grandpa's utility room to find something, and I saw a pile of sprouted potatoes in the corner of the room. Then I told my cousin at home that grandpa's sprouted potatoes were reluctant to throw away, so whoever came to see him would bring some fresh potatoes instead. Then my cousins don't know how many waves they changed. Once, my dad told me about potatoes. He said that he didn't know what had happened recently, and the potatoes hadn't been put for a month. Then I asked him where he put them. He said to put them in grandpa's utility room, and then I stopped talking. I just assumed that I didn't know anything.

My cousin's home is in the countryside, where shepherds often drive sheep home at night. Once my cousin's daughter picked up some sheep dung. She said it was edible fruit and asked us if we would eat it. Just when we were curious, her mother took a look at the so-called fruit. It turns out that my daughter ate sheep shit, and her daughter said she ate three. Haha, fortunately, we all laughed so hard at that time.

We have a couple who like drinking very much. They often leave their children with their grandmothers. They went to the food stall to eat barbecue and drink. Once they settle accounts after drinking, neither of them wants to settle accounts. Maybe they are a little confused after drinking. They didn't want to live or die, and then the boss was helpless. He told men that if they didn't settle accounts, they would take your wife as Mrs. Zhazhai, and then men were very angry. He said that his wife was not here, and he was just drinking with an ordinary female friend. Then he said that his wife had a birthmark, somewhere in her thigh. As she spoke, she told some privacy of the couple. Later, because everyone knew each other, the boss let them go home in debt. But from that day on, everyone around knew about their husband and wife's boudoir, and no matter who saw it, they would laugh like pigs.

I often tell my daughter not to buy toys indiscriminately, because my mother can't make money without a job. Then I sometimes go shopping with my daughter and ask her if she wants to buy this thing. She says: No, my mother has no money. In fact, sometimes I really want to buy it for her, but she acts like an adult, which makes me laugh and cry.

The above jokes are all true stories that happened around me.