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Excellent ingredients of lobster
Excellent composition of lobsters 1 "Wow, so many lobsters." Looking at a large basin of lobster bought by my mother, I cried with surprise. Lobster is my favorite.
I am very happy to see this big bowl of lobster. I saw lobsters crawling in the basin. Some crawl forward slowly, and some crawl back with their tails rolled; The other two crawled forward side by side, as if discussing something; No, two lobsters seem to be fighting, and the pliers are caught together.
Grandma and grandma brought scissors and brushes and washed the lobster carefully.
In a short time, the smell of lobster floated in the room, and a big bowl of red lobster was served on the table.
"Mom, why is lobster always the head?"
"I peeled all the meat from the lobster tail and put it in your bowl," my mother answered me in the kitchen.
"Grandma, grandma, you eat lobster." While my mother was still in the kitchen, I quickly took a few pieces of meat piled like a hill from the bowl, put some lobster skulls on it, and winked at the two grandmothers to stop them from answering.
"Mom, I can't eat so much lobster tail meat. Please have some. " I said to my mother from my seat.
"Mom doesn't like to eat lobster tails. I like to eat lobster heads. The shrimp in the head is yellow and delicious. "
"Then I will eat my head, too." Say that finish, I put a head in my mouth. It's a little fresh, a little salty, and ... nothing. Not as delicious as lobster tails.
"How about it?" Mom looked at me with a smile.
"It's delicious. I want to eat too. " After that, I put a few more in the bowl.
"Oh, don't clip so much, save some for us." Mom, talk quickly.
"Mom, I don't think lobster tail meat is as delicious as shrimp head. Let's change it. " I gave my mother some lobster tails as I spoke.
"Really?" With a grain of salt, mother picked up a piece of tail meat and sent it to her mouth.
"It's delicious. If you don't feel good, mom will spend more time next time. " Mom said with a little remorse.
"Mom, not to say that it tastes bad. I just don't think tail meat is as delicious as head meat. Don't peel the tail meat alone next time. It will be better to eat together. " I took the opportunity to suggest to my mother.
"Ok, mom is counting on you, but you should eat more."
"Yes, my good mother!" I made a face at my mother and felt glad that my "trick" had succeeded.
Lobster, my favorite, I hope my mother will never peel the meat off the lobster tail again and give it to me alone.
One afternoon, my brother and I were walking along a country road.
"ah!" When I passed a small ditch, I clearly saw a dark shadow flashing underwater, and I couldn't help crying. The elder brother who walked in front heard the shouts and rushed over.
"What's the matter?"
"Just now, in that ditch, I was shocked to see a shadow flash by quickly."
"Where is it?"
We searched the ditch carefully. "Here it is!" I pointed out that there really was a "monster" about 5 cm long in the ditch. The water is turbid and the shadow is deep. It's really hard to find without looking carefully. I quickly squatted down and got up the courage to grab it and lift it. Oh, it turned out to be a big lobster.
I approached the lobster and studied it carefully: this lobster is full of vitality and covered with red armor. There is a small mouth on the triangular head, and the eyes are small and black, like two pepper seeds. The body is covered with small red thorns. It feels rough and prickly, which makes people feel very defensive. The tail is covered with hard shells, and there are many feet under the abdomen. The tail is very flexible, and the two big claws are extremely fierce, just like the "ever-victorious general" in the ancient battlefield. Although I just held it gently, it bared its teeth as if to fight with me.
"Lobsters are so violent, how can they wait patiently for their prey to arrive?" I asked my brother curiously.
"You don't look at it now is very impatient, as long as you put it in the water, the situation is different. Its big claws are as flexible as our hands. When preying, it will first catch the prey with its big claws, wait for the prey to move, then slowly tear it up and enjoy it. " Brother said while doing the action.
According to what my brother said, I put the lobster in a clear pond nearby. As soon as it entered the pond, I chose a piece of mud and quickly made a hole with my big claws. Soon my body was buried in the mud, showing only a pair of black bean-like eyes and occasionally spitting out a few bubbles. After a while, a small fish swam leisurely and didn't seem to find any hidden dangers in the silent water. At this moment, the "ever-victorious general" quickly attacked and saw a mass of muddy water rising in the water. Lobster held up powerful pliers with lightning speed, and firmly grasped this unfortunate little fish. The fish struggled a few times and stopped. The lobster proudly enjoyed its trophy. I was shocked by its predation speed. I couldn't help secretly swallowing, touching my numb legs and standing up slowly.
"Hey, how does this lobster rest?" Curious to ask my brother.
"It's very simple. Just like just now, burying your body in the soil is a kind of rest. "
"Oh, lobster lobster, with the word' dragon', even the shrimp is so strong!" I can't help mumbling.
At sunset, we reluctantly left the small pond.
I like lobster.
Lobster is beautiful in appearance. It consists of a head end, a middle end and a tail end. There are a pair of tentacles about one meter long on the top of the head, which may be used to explore the road. There are two short beards in the long beard, probably used to explore food. On both sides of the fibrous root, there are a pair of eyes about one centimeter long, which are very beautiful. Under the tentacles, there is a mouth, and under the mouth are two pliers seven or eight centimeters long. They are sharp tools for digging holes, defending against the enemy and protecting themselves.
The middle end of the lobster is the abdomen and back, and there are four pairs of claws, namely paddles for paddling and feet for landing. The abdomen and back are protected by hard armor, which is covered with protrusions, like stars in the sky.
The tail of lobster consists of five fan-shaped scales with serrated edges, which can be used as rudder or paddle when retreating.
Lobsters are amphibians. I like to play on the water in sunny days, and I will go ashore for food and play in rainy days or at night. Thunderstorms and rainy days may be due to low air pressure and physical discomfort, or they may be restless and bullying on land. This is a good opportunity for people to catch them. Lobsters treat people first, then soldiers. When you want to catch it, it always uses its tail fan as a stool, erects two pliers and swings from side to side, as if greeting you and apologizing. It politely stepped back, walked a distance and turned away. When you reach out to catch it, it is a fighter, constantly opening and closing its pliers, and its tentacles keep swinging like radar. First, if you are bitten by it, promise to call you mom and dad. No matter how you scream and throw it, it won't relax until it breaks the pliers, and it would rather die than surrender; When you catch it and put it in the basket, it keeps jumping and pretending to be dead. In a short time, the best plan is to leave, keep climbing on it, and it will run away if it is not careful.
Lobsters have a high reproductive rate. Now the river fields along the Yellow Sea are good, and its shadow is everywhere. It is a frequent visitor to our family table, suitable for all ages. Shrimp yellow is particularly delicious, the meat is as white as jade, and it is good to burn, stir-fry and stir-fry. It is also delicious for relatives and friends in the mainland.
Now we have established many lobster products factories here, and the refined shrimp meat and shrimp are exported to many countries in the world, creating a lot of foreign exchange and greatly improving people's living standards.
Lobster is also the source of tuition for our older children. Every summer vacation, we carry plastic bags in ditches, harbors and wading rivers. When school starts in autumn, we have enough books, tuition fees and school supplies.
Lobster, I like you.
When it comes to pets, students will definitely think of cats and puppies. They are super common popularity kings. However, it is estimated that this exotic pet in my family is really nobody's business. They are lobsters!
These two lobsters are the smallest ones I picked when I bought them. One of them is called Qinglong, because they are all green. The other one is called Bao Fei, because it is small but fat. As soon as I saw it, I was fascinated by it. The exotic flowers in these two lobsters constitute my family's "peerless double shrimp".
Tsing lung is not big, and its head is oval. It is covered with "tattoos", with lines like marble, eight thin and long feet, and two big pliers that are strong and strong, like boxers. Bao Fei is fat and reddish all over. A beard makes him look listless. Its eyes are sleepy, too. Like not waking up, two small pliers are dangling, and it is estimated that they have had some dreams.
These two lobsters are not only very different, but also big eaters.
As the saying goes, "Food is the most important thing for the people". But I think: "Lobsters live on food". Every time I throw rice, they try to grab it like crazy. Sometimes, there will be two shrimps competing with each other! You see, Qinglong put his whole body on Pangbao's body, holding the rice he just caught with pliers, poking his head and waving pliers to celebrate. When I saw it, I immediately fed it a small grain of rice and a large grain of rice to Bao Fei.
Soon after, I found that Bao Fei's body was growing rapidly and getting fatter and fatter. And Qinglong is much bigger, so I will urge them to lose weight! Swim 50 cm "shrimp swim" every day. They started reluctantly. But after swimming less than 20 centimeters, they will die. You see, Qinglong's eight feet are sliding in the water like oil, with two big pliers hanging loosely beside him and two beards hanging quietly, which is not as good as the fragile kitten downstairs! Bao Fei's chubby body wriggled, and two big pliers waved wildly and looked at me eagerly, as if to say, "I can't swim, little master, give me something to eat!" "Alas, these two little stooges. I had to put the rice grains where they passed, hey! After Food Temptation, the little guys actually overfulfilled their tasks.
They are really a pair of "lobster stooges", which makes me happy and sad!
On Sunday, the weather was very hot. My brother and I felt that there was nowhere to play, so we went swimming with grandpa. Grandpa lives near the crab pond behind the village not far from home.
When I got there, I saw grandpa carrying a bucket, wearing boots and a hat, saying that he was going to catch lobsters in the pond. I think: I usually eat lobster, but I have never caught lobster. Why not try it this time? My brother and I took off our clothes and went to catch lobsters with grandpa. Wow, many holes! How to catch it? My brother and I are at a loss. Grandpa told us that lobsters are hidden in caves and only come out at night, so they are caught during the day. Dare to catch lobster with your hands, oh! So simple! I reached into the hole and felt something sharp, and then my finger hurt. I quickly shrank back, but it hurt more. Grandpa saw it and guessed that it must have been caught by lobster pliers. He said, "Relax, don't move, it will be released." According to my grandfather's method, I endured the pain and kept my hands still. After a while, the lobster loosened its hard and powerful pliers. I took out my hand and saw it bleeding, but I didn't cry. Dude, this pain is nothing. Grandpa told me again: "To catch a lobster, you should first touch its two pliers and then pinch them with your hands, so that the lobster loses its defense ability and can only be caught without your hands." I did as grandpa said and tried again. This time, I carefully and slowly put my hand into the hole. I touched one of its big pliers, and the other pliers quickly caught me. I think it will pinch me. I seized the opportunity, grabbed its two big pliers, pulled it hard and came out! Wow, it's really big. This is the first lobster I caught. I was so happy that I showed it to my grandfather. Grandpa "hmm" and nodded, which is my recognition. He encouraged me to say, "Keep working hard and try to catch more."
I turned to dig again. I dug for a while, and it went well. Then I met some difficulties. Some holes are so deep that I can't get my whole arm in. I'm so anxious that I can't think of anything. The younger brother said aside, "Just dig a hole." Yes, isn't the depth reduced by digging a little hole? I started, and I caught dozens in half a day. At this time, I was covered in mud and felt terrible. Came to the river, in the natural bath to a "carp yue longmen". It's really cool.
I caught lobster today. Although I hurt my hand, I won many trophies. Catching lobsters has taught me not to be afraid of hardship, but also to pay attention to methods and skills.
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