Workplace jokes funny classic jokes

The person in charge of the unit invited everyone to get together at the end of the year and eat and drink in a small restaurant, and soon we were in full swing; Feeling that the Spring Festival is coming soon, the section chief asked, "What do you want? Let's confess one by one! " Unexpectedly, before the words of the section chief were finished, a little drunk girl stood up and said loudly, "My mother's wish is that the person who loves me will live forever, and the person I love will not fall!" The section chief praised: "This is true."

How useless are you?

Colleagues in our company have a strong taste. One day, they stood on the third floor and looked out. I asked them what they were looking at, but they didn't say. . . Then I looked out and saw an aunt taking a bath. ...

What is wrong with me?

After work, I found a girl with a depressed face. It is said that it was because she went out to play last night and was robbed when she came home. So colleagues came out to comfort her, but the more she persuaded her, the more sad she became. She almost cried and said, "I really can't think of anything worse than my bag." . . . . "

Never dare to eat egg cakes again.

A colleague in the office came back from a business trip and brought a lot of egg cakes to everyone, which was very popular.

"Wow, so crisp, so crisp!" Everyone is full of praise.

Suddenly, my colleague made a hissing gesture and said solemnly, "Keep your voice down, don't let the cock and hen hear you."

Everyone was puzzled and asked why.

I saw that colleague frowned and said, "You try, your son has been eaten by you, and your parents are not in a hurry to ask you for it." Epiphany, I can no longer eat egg cakes happily.