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China’s only mummy emperor was made into bacon after death
This person is Deguang of Lu Ye, Taizong of Liao Dynasty. In 947 AD, 45-year-old Lu Yedeguang contracted a fever on his way out of the Central Plains. The imperial doctor told him to stay away from women, but he ignored the advice and overindulged, eventually dying. An imperial edict came from the Queen of Kyoto: "You must see people when you are alive, and you must see the corpse when you die. However, it was the hot summer at that time, and the civil servants accepted the suggestion of the imperial chef and made the emperor into an "Emperor's Tomb", that is, a mummy.
Taizong of the Liao Dynasty filled the plundered treasures with gold and silver, and led his friends to capture more than a dozen concubines in the Houjin Palace, and then retreated to the north. Many Khitan officers and soldiers were unaccustomed to the climate along the way. Fell ill. On this day, Liao Taizong, who was feeling hot all over, said sadly: "Your Majesty, this is a fever attack. Now, don't sleep with your concubine. "
"Bah! Taizong of the Liao Dynasty spat in the medical officer's face and said, "Don't you clearly want my life and not let me, the emperor, become a woman?" "Taizong of the Liao Dynasty was famous throughout the country for playing with women. If he was not allowed to have sex with women for a day, it seemed that he would not be able to survive. Just as Taizong of the Liao Dynasty was about to take out the knife, the medical officer was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, but he fell down and said, "Chop it. "Two front teeth were missing, -, looking weak and frustrated. Fortunately, I saved my life.
Liao Taizong looked at the front teeth of the medical officer who fell to the ground. He was so happy that he seemed to be feeling better. He asked his concubine to play with him. Unexpectedly, on the third day, when he was passing by Luan City to assassinate Lin Hu, he suddenly had a fever, vomited blood and died. On the way to the army.
When the news of his death reached his mother, the Queen Mother, she issued an extremely fatal edict: "If you are alive, you must see a person, if you die, you must see a corpse." "At that time, it was an impossible task, which made it very difficult for the accompanying drivers. It was a hot summer day in July. How to transport the body back to Beijing? It would not stink even if it drove 30 miles against the wind. If it gets old in the future The wife saw a carrion, maybe a bandit skin was obtained from somewhere to deceive her, then these guys are all over!
While everyone was worried, a chef named Yang Beard came up with the idea. He came up with an idea and said: "Let's turn His Majesty into a 'jackal'! ”
What is a “jackal”? It turns out that nomadic people like to eat beef and mutton. In summer, the whole cattle and sheep cannot be eaten, so the herdsmen hollow out their internal organs and cover them with brine to become The non-perishable "meat" is equivalent to the bacon made by the Han people in the Central Plains.
Oh my god, what is this idea? It is obvious that the emperor is treated as a livestock. But there is really no other way. This time, Yang Beard has become a human butcher. Although he has never been a human butcher, he can make a "click" with the knife, and then "click" the emperor's wolf heart and dog lungs. , making unique pickled emperor bacon. This is not a joke in the wild history or on the streets, but the only "mummy" emperor in China recorded in official history. If it is lucky enough to be preserved to this day, it is really a national treasure among national treasures, and it is the best pickled pork in China. The technology is of far-reaching significance.
It is said that after the "mummification", the dragon body of Emperor Taizong of the Liao Dynasty was transported back to Beijing in a sealed salt jar. The Queen Mother held a grand soul-calling ceremony and opened the altar lid with her own hands. When she saw it, Lu Yedeguang was lying in the jar with a "catfish mouth" covered in coarse salt, his expression and mouth shape clearly said: Mom, it's so salty. p>
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