Give me some English proverbs and jokes

A

bad

beginning

makes

a

bad

p>

ending.

Those who don’t start well don’t end well.

2.A

bad

thing

never

dies.

Stinking for eternity.

3.A

bad

workman

always

blames

his

Tools. Can’t punt strange river bends.

4.A

bird

in

the

hand

is

worth

than

two

in

the

bush.one A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.

5.A

boaster

and

a

liar

are

cousins-german. Bragging and lying are of the same origin.