62 funny and humorous sentences

1. It’s very hot, right? It will get cooler by Chinese Valentine’s Day.

2. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

3. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get water.

4. He is deaf to what is happening outside the window and only concentrates on reading e-books.

5. They are all charming, but I am different, I am annoying.

6. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

7. Don’t bet your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

8. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

9. The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways.

10. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical. Let’s get married if you can.

11. Dreaming about being eaten by a dog, and then living a life like a dog.

12. The gods and horses are all clouds, so now I start to believe in donkeys.

13. The world has always been cruel. If you don’t want to be an actor, you can only be a doll.

14. Others say I am fat, but in fact I am just not obviously thin.

15. I wanted to look back at the male god and smile, but I ended up with snot bubbles in my smile.

16. Three feet of ice will not last in a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen will not last in a day!

17. What should I do if I think the partner is slow to reply to messages? If it were me, I'd get back quickly.

18. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you are very free every day.

19. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

20. Your biggest problem is not that you are confused about the future, but that you cannot get out of bed.

21. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

22. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the phone got jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

23. Give me a canteen steamed bun as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

24. In my next life, I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

25. People are divided into groups, which is why my lists are so beautiful.

26. Don’t use honey traps on me in the future, otherwise I will fall into your trap.

27. As long as there is express delivery on the way, I feel that there is still some hope in this life.

28. Summer vacation, look how much my dad likes you. He is counting down the days for you every day.

29. I am a principled person. My principle only has three words. It depends on my mood.

30. Journey to the West tells us that having a pig-like teammate can make the team go to the West.

31. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like dying.

32. Don’t envy us for not having homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day?

33. Why is my lover not here yet? I really want to help him choose SF Express and have it delivered on the same day.

34. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to cross over too!

35. Try to understand those people you hate, you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

36. Youth passes quickly. Music, movies, and lovers are not preservatives.

37. If you leave, I won’t see you off; if you come, I won’t open the door no matter how strong the wind or rain is.

38. Don’t always scold me for hating iron and not being able to turn into steel. Don’t you know that iron can’t be turned into steel?

39. I am bleeding in the English translation, but you are in the dark in the mathematical equations.

40. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

41. When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.

42. When I don’t want to care about you, it’s useless for you to coax me. At this time, you have to give me a red envelope.

43. If I hadn’t met a hairstylist who made his own decisions that year, I would have found my partner long ago.

44. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see something.

45. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much, and spending too much.

46. I have passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

47. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

48. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

49. If you are my food, I'm sorry, I don't want to eat food recently. Besides, you are not my type.

50. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

51. Don’t believe me every time I say I will never care about you again. Do I look like that kind of principled person?

52. You used to treat my love for you as child's play, but now your love for me is treated as your fart.

53. I finally know why my feet are always cold. Because my legs are long and have insufficient blood supply, they are commonly known as cold.

54. God is fair. While giving happiness to others, he will also blind you, lest you feel uncomfortable after seeing it.

55. If there is someone who loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, then let her die and let me love you instead.

56. The wind is so strong outside today. I am so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I won’t be able to blow them away. That would be so embarrassing.

57. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.

58. Sleep in class, be infatuated with handsome guys after class, gossip with girls in the dormitory, let the day pass quickly.

59. Last night I dreamed that my partner died, and I cried very hard. After waking up, I found that I had no one, and I cried even more heartbrokenly.

60. Every time I finish my homework very late, there will always be two villains in my mind. One says forget it, stop writing, and the other says okay, okay.

61. I am too old to be deceived. I am already familiar with all kinds of tricks. When I see the other party doing their best, I feel no fluctuation in my heart and even feel a little want to laugh.

62. I called a cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt had to wear shoe covers when entering the house. I quickly said: No, no, you can just step in! Cleaning aunt: No, I'm afraid my shoes will be stained.