Family ties are jingles.

His big uncle and second uncle are his uncles, and the high table and low stool are all made of wood; A gold pimple and a silver pimple are not enough. It is raining on the ground.

Cars long for roads, flowers and plants long for rain and dew, and eunuchs long for androgens.

My soul is eager to cross, my heart is eager to go home, and I am eager for a wife.

Looking for her in the crowd, I set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts.

Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly. ,

Time is like a rabbit, it refuses to stop in a hurry. In an instant, I was dragged to the age of being a parent. `

However, God is hateful and ignores me. I was trained to be mediocre, and it is difficult to win the love of girls.

I once asked Yue Lao for help and begged him to end my single life. And the favor he gave me turned out to be an evil woman and a dissatisfied wife.

Compared with their arrogance and ruthless slaughter of my spirit, I am more willing to give in and go to the grave willingly.

Helpless, helpless. Actually, I'm not useless. I have many advantages to list and state.

But I don't know why, but I can't get the respect and support of others.

My love is obvious, and I am most keen on charitable donation.

For the welfare of the motherland and the great progress of sports, I tirelessly rushed to the sports lottery and lottery center to bet;

In order to show the world the superior socialist system and well-off level under the leadership of the party and the state,

I resolutely increased the number of drinks, and finally developed a beer belly representing wealth;

I also insist on serving the people and helping others with the greatest enthusiasm.

In order to make my idea come true, I just crossed the street with my aunt who I didn't want to go. ...

I get far less praise than I get scolded.

China is rich in population resources. But why can't so many men get married?

It is because of the shackles of feudal ideas that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted.

Or is it because of the retrogression of society that polygamy has started again?

Sometimes it makes me fucking angry to think about it. What makes you think you can support n mistresses with big money?

Is it just for the sake of rights and wealth that we can get rid of moral constraints, ignore our bachelors and seize countless resources?

Strangely enough, women are too sophisticated and eager for money and status.

I only know gardens, houses and villas, and I have subverted the concept of true feelings.

I really want to become an animal when I am impulsive, even if it is just a hardworking animal. Listen to your master's orders and don't feel helpless.

Or simply take grafting and have a thorough sex-change operation.

Run to the crowd to make up for mistakes and let compatriots have another way out.

Matchmakers are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales.

However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

I can't eat pig's trotters, but I can watch the pigs run, which is also a kind of comfort to my mental trauma.

So the bustling area where I can see beautiful women has become my favorite place.

Every time I watch them walk leisurely in and out of my sight,

I can always feel my long-lost heartbeat and feel sorry for them as women.

The shock of reality makes me feel very petty. I don't like couples being too close in public.

As long as I see someone crossing the line slightly, I will come forward to stop them and remind them that they are sick.

Naturally, I don't need to repeat the results. I often experience the richness of body language.

Even so, I haven't paid less attention to this matter, but I feel it is necessary to increase the offensive and intensity of publicity.

Without love, I am like a lonely boat. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease.

Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I live a happy and harmonious life, and I am not deeply envious.

And eager to get rid of poverty emotionally?

It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad.

Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window? Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean,

Why can't I land on the coast of love?

I can only eat dry vinegar bit by bit and passively fulfill the obligation of late marriage and late childbirth.

Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently?

In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook!