Who will help me make up a joke?

Dad: "Look at you, you are not dressed properly. Really, how can I have such a son! " ! Alas ~ the watch is tight, what kind of father teaches his son like a god horse. "

Son: "You are so bad! The clothes were cut by you idiot, and your ass was exposed! Learn from my mother! "

Microbe: "The one above! You pee everywhere and hit us! (tens of microns long) "

Mom: "Stop it, husband, you robbed the sofa, son, you robbed the chair, microorganism, you robbed the bench, and I have to sit on the floor!" " "

Cold joke daquan