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Snails and rabbits feel 50 words after reading it.
One day on the grass, a snail climbed up and said to the rabbit, "You lost the race with the tortoise because you were arrogant and looked down on others." If you don't correct this problem, you will lose the game in the future. "
Rabbit said, "You deserve to teach me a lesson. You can compete with me if you dare." . I'm afraid I've reached the finish line and you're still crawling in the same place! "
"Compare, compare," said the snail confidently.
The next morning, there was another exciting race. The tortoise and the rabbit ran. The two sides of the race are snails and rabbits. When the little animals heard the news, they all came to watch and cheered for the snail.
With the starting gun, the rabbit rushed out of the starting line. It ran and ran, leaving the snail far behind. The rabbit was so proud: "Hum! Compare with me, you little snail. " Suddenly, it suddenly looked up and saw the snail crawling slowly and hard in front of it, so the rabbit didn't think so much, ran and ran, leaving the snail behind. After a while, the rabbit found the snail in front of it again. The rabbit is very confused. Obviously, I left the snail behind. Why did the snail get ahead of me later? Am I dazzled or running the wrong route? It thought, anyway, the end is coming, so it keeps running and running. When it reached the finish line, it found the snail standing there waiting for it with a smile.
Guess why, children, it turns out that several partners of snails are waiting for rabbits at every turning point and finish line in advance! Because they all look alike, the proud rabbit didn't find it at all.
The snail defeated the proud rabbit with his own wisdom.
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