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How can you have a sense of humor when talking on the phone and have a long conversation? (Chasing girls) Thank you, God, please help me.

How can you have a sense of humor when talking on the phone and have a long conversation? (Chasing girls) Thank you, God, please help

Let nature take its course. Whatever she says is right, you say what is right. Whatever she thinks is good, you say whatever is good to her. It's good to follow her wishes. Friends, do you like others to be obedient or disobedient? Don't touch her heart. Don't talk about things or people she doesn't like. Do you like others to say you are bad? Wait for sweet words. Girls like to listen. Girls have to lie. I will always love you. Who calls her? Does she like to hear you like others praising you? 1872949970 How to develop a sense of humor? Thank you, God, please help me.

Expand your knowledge. Humor is a manifestation of wisdom, and it must be based on rich knowledge. Only when a person has the ability to assess the situation and has extensive knowledge can he be able to talk richly, make witty remarks, and make appropriate metaphors. Therefore, to cultivate a sense of humor, one must read extensively, enrich oneself, constantly collect humorous waves from a vast sea of ??books, and extract humorous gems from the essence of celebrity anecdotes. Cultivate sentiments and treat reality optimistically. Humor is a manifestation of a spirit of tolerance. To be considerate of others, to learn humor yourself, to learn to be graceful and generous, to overcome preoccupations, and to be optimistic at the same time. Optimism and humor are close friends. If there is more fun and relaxation, more smiles and games, and more optimism and humor in life, then there will be no difficulties that cannot be overcome, and there will be no suffering people who are frowning and worried all day long. . Cultivating profound insight, improving the ability to observe things, and cultivating the ability to be witty and agile is an important aspect of improving humor. Only by quickly capturing the essence of things and using appropriate metaphors and humorous language can people feel relaxed. Of course, while being humorous, we should also pay attention to the fact that important principles should not be careless. Different problems should be treated differently. We should be extremely flexible when dealing with problems, and be humorous without being cliché, so that humor can provide real value for human spiritual life. nourishment. How to cultivate your own sense of humor. Thank you, God, please help.

First, the pun method means that the same syllable can represent different words, and the same word can also represent different meanings. Use this The condition of homophony or polysemy of a word makes a sentence have both literal meaning and extra-literal meaning, which is a pun. Secondly, the Judgment method. The expression form of humorous language is the rebelliousness of people's speech and behavior patterns and thinking patterns. Normally, based on the fact that there is A2 behind Al and A3 behind A2, we can infer that there is A4 behind A3. However, something suddenly changed. A4 did not appear behind A3, but was different but different. The related B made people's psychological expectations suddenly dashed - the logic of the language did not develop according to the routine and was suddenly interrupted, and an unexpected ending appeared. Everyone burst out laughing, and everyone suddenly realized it in the laughter. Third, the contrast method. In life, sometimes there will be strong disharmony between content and form, desires and results, etc., thus forming a disharmonious contrast. This strong contrast will inevitably produce humor or ridiculousness. Fourth, the method of borrowing topics is to borrow other people's topics to express one's own meaning. This is a good way to persuade people. Fifth, misinterpretation: Deliberately distorting the original meaning of the other party's words in a conversation, or deliberately pretending to be deaf and unable to hear clearly while answering is misinterpretation. It often takes advantage of the polysemy, homonym, homophony, homophony and other conditions of words to form. Sixth, anti-grammar: To say the opposite, or to say the opposite, is a method of expressing the original meaning of a word by using words that are exactly the opposite of the original meaning of the word. Its characteristic is: when speaking, it means one thing on the surface, but what it actually wants to express is another completely opposite meaning. Seventh, the inversion method is to invert the normal relationship of things under certain conditions, thereby causing a comical effect, which is inversion. There are various forms of inversion. In certain situations, there may be inversion of roles, inversion of affairs, inversion of language, etc. Eighth, hyperbole. Here it mainly refers to linguistic exaggeration, which is often referred to as "hyperbole" rhetoric in rhetoric.

Ninth, answer by using taboos. It is inevitable that you will encounter some questions that are difficult or unwilling to answer, but speaking rudely or having no words to answer will damage your own image. Therefore, using taboos to express is not only humorous, but also appropriate and effective. Tenth, blending solemnity with humor. Use humorous language to explain things, so that people can feel its profound implications in a relaxed and joyful way. This is what people often call blending solemnity with humor. There are many ways to combine solemnity with humor. You can use rhetorical comparisons, puns, metaphors, metonymy, etc. You can also describe something in a way that reverses logic, or you can deliberately use a specious and irrational form to express a thoughtful thought. rational content. 4. Some requirements for applying humorous language: elegant style; appropriate to the time, occasion and objects; good intentions. How to cultivate a sense of humor. Humor is a special emotional expression. It is a tool for people to adapt to the environment and one of the ways to reduce mental and psychological stress when humans face difficulties. The Russian writer Chekhov once said: Those who do not know how to joke are hopeless people. It can be seen that everyone in life should learn humor. Have more sense of humor, be less angry, be less paranoid and extreme, and be less life-and-death. Humor can dilute people's negative emotions and eliminate frustration and pain. People with a sense of humor live a life full of fun, and they can handle many seemingly painful and troublesome things with ease. Using humor to deal with troubles and conflicts will make people feel harmonious, happy, harmonious and friendly. So, how do you develop a sense of humor? Understand the inner meaning of humor, point out the shortcomings or advantages of others wittily and quickly, and affirm or deny them with a smile. Humor is not glib, nor is it ridicule or sarcasm. As a famous person said: It is difficult to be humorous when you are impetuous, it is difficult to be humorous when you are pretentious, it is difficult to be humorous when you are over the top, it is difficult to be humorous when you are stretched thin, and it is difficult to be humorous when you are slow and clumsy. Only when you are calm, treat others equally, detached, comfortable, and smart can you be humorous. Expand the scope of knowledge, humor is a manifestation of wisdom, and it must be based on rich knowledge. Only when a person has the ability to assess the situation and extensive knowledge can he be able to talk richly, make witty remarks, and make appropriate metaphors. Therefore, to cultivate a sense of humor, one must read extensively, enrich oneself, constantly collect humorous waves from a vast sea of ??books, and extract humorous gems from the essence of celebrity anecdotes. Cultivate sentiments and treat reality optimistically. Humor is a manifestation of a spirit of tolerance. To be considerate of others, to learn humor yourself, to learn to be graceful and generous, to overcome preoccupations, and to be optimistic at the same time. If there was more fun and relaxation in life, and more optimism and humor, then there would be no difficulty that cannot be overcome, and there would be no miserable people who would be sad and worried all day long. Developing deep insight, improving the ability to observe things, and cultivating the ability to be agile are important aspects of improving humor. Only by quickly capturing the essence of things and using appropriate metaphors and humorous language can people feel relaxed. Of course, while being humorous, you should also note that different problems should be treated differently, and you should be extremely flexible when dealing with problems, so that humor can provide real nourishment for human spiritual life. How to chase girls or boys. Thank you, God, please help.

You also need tutoring to chase girls~!! Okay~!! I will teach you...!! The first thing is to chase girls. Taboo~! Taboo 1: Yellow accent, yellow tone, frivolous hands and feet. Taboo two: powdery and effeminate. Taboo three: dirty words and dirty words. Taboo 4: Stingy, stingy, stubborn and unreasonable. Taboo 5: Arty and vulgar. Taboo 6: Being timid and timid. Taboo seven: chauvinism, domineering and unreasonable.

There are also some tips~! 1. When the other person is frustrated, it is a good time to pursue him. 2. When love is hindered to some extent, it will increase. 3. When a professional woman is tired of work, it is a good time to pursue her. 4. It is a good time to get acquainted when a woman's guard is relaxed. 5. Be accommodating to girls aged sixteen or seventeen. 6. Be romantic to girls in their twenties. 7. Be steady and steady to adults in their thirties. 8. Be sincere but not arrogant 9. Dress neatly but not be frivolous 10. Speak enthusiastically but not frivolously How can I become richer and have a sense of humor? Thank you, God, please help

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Three words: Bold, careful, and thick-skinned! To be bold is to take the initiative. If you like a girl, you must confess to her. Don't be shy, otherwise you will regret it if you lose the opportunity. To be attentive means to know how to observe carefully and understand what the girl you like likes and dislikes. In the process of dating, you should be a caring person, always care about her, ask for her welfare, and make the girl feel that you are very considerate. Being thick-skinned means that if you are rejected by a girl, don’t be discouraged and immediately regroup and start a new battle. . . .

This problem bothered me three years ago, but now I have successfully pursued three girls! The most important thing when chasing a girl is to be bold, careful and thick-skinned! Most girls are very shy and won't tell you even if they like you, so you have to be patient. When you first chase her, you have to stalk her and look for her every day, but after a few days of doing this, just ignore her and make her play hard to get, which is very effective!

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Roses are good. I think if you are just starting to chase them, and if you are not too old, the blue ones are good, and it is best to be in a romantic place, such as a coffee shop. An environment with a quiet atmosphere is better. To be honest, in this materialistic society, money plays an increasingly important role (you know), and there are very few pure things. If you can encounter them, try your best to seize them. . . And you didn’t explain the character of the girl you like. I can only say this much. I hope it will be useful to you

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From the perspective of a girl, I understand the psychology of girls better. Most girls will not take the initiative to pursue the boy they like, unless they really like him too much or are brave girls with more personality. So, if you like a girl very much and think she is interested in you, then take the initiative and don't get into a tug-of-war with her. If you feel uncomfortable, the person you like may suffer too. Any girl's psychology is very complicated when she is chased by someone. She may be happy, but she is also a little scared. She has an ambivalent attitude towards this boy who breaks into her peaceful life. She does not mean to refuse but welcome him. Don't think that she is testing you, she is actually fighting with herself, and she is afraid of being hurt. Don't be afraid that your initiative will offend her. If you don't take the initiative, she won't take the initiative either, and it will gradually fade away. If your initial confession is rejected by her, that's normal. Don't be discouraged, who knows what this girl is thinking? Maybe if you confess your love twice more, she will be moved by you. A good girl with a kind heart is easily moved. If you suffer a setback, leave immediately, never talk to the girl again, protect yourself tightly, and lick your wounds silently. While you are in pain, you don't know that the girl may also be feeling regretful and regretful in her heart. Woolen cloth! Maybe she will cry secretly and regret rejecting you. She will also be very sad when she sees your indifferent eyes, but she will not tell you and will definitely not ask you to come back and chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart. She will think that you don't really like him, otherwise why would you just give up on her? Some people say that it is so difficult for boys to chase girls.

2. Chasing girls is a serious social activity. Don't annoy others and leave a way out for yourself. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? Some girls are indeed snobbish (a minority). If you are not convinced, you can work hard and use facts to prove that "she was blind at the time." Never mislead others or yourself. Final points: ① Never appear cynical in front of MM. Being cynical sometimes means "you are a failure". How to chase girls? Thank you, God, please help me.

Don’t try to keep warm by swearing. Remember not to make promises lightly to the one you love, because when many of your beautiful vows cannot be fulfilled one by one, the disappointments may turn into despair. Even if it is something very small, such as picking her up at the station, cooking a meal for her, watching a movie with her, or going shopping. If you agree to her, please take it to heart because of your promise to her. She had been looking forward to it. Don’t let her be your “woman behind you.” Introduce her to your colleagues and friends and make her a part of your life. In this way, she will understand you more comprehensively, she will feel that you have nothing to hide from her, and she will feel that she is a part of your life. Words of praise cannot compare to your sincere appreciation. If you love her, please be proud of her and don't hide her behind you. Her confidence comes from your affirmation. Try to stay with her when she is sick. She may not necessarily need your care, but you are the motivation for her to overcome the disease. Try to stay by her side when she is unhappy, and talk to her to distract her from the unhappy things. If you really can't leave, please take the time to call and express condolences. Even if it is a text message, she will be moved. Feel free to compliment her on the things she does for you. For the meals she cooked for you, the sweaters she wore for you, the ties she bought for you, etc., thank her first and praise her, not for anything else, just for her attitude towards you! Then you can also mention some of your opinions and views. Don't hurt her, including your family and friends. Don't complain about some of her shortcomings in front of your family and friends. Everyone has their own shortcomings. You can choose to tolerate her shortcomings, or you can choose to suggest her improvements and tell her your reasons. Attacks on her shortcomings by your family or friends (especially yours) can do a lot of damage to her. With recognition from you and your family, she will feel like she is a member of the family from now on. Otherwise, your family will become another wound for her. Don't use excuses or silence to resolve conflicts and differences between you. When there is a conflict, tell her your truest thoughts. Don't say a lot of words to prove how justified you are, and don't blindly agree with her just to appease the situation. You need to reach a true consensus, rather than temporarily suspending efforts and covering up more and more problems, which will eventually explode one day. Listen to her opinions calmly. As long as it is a choice and decision that you have reached an agreement on, no matter whether it is right or wrong, you will share and bear it together. She doesn't just share happiness with you! Don't hide it from her when you encounter trouble. A man should have a heavy burden on his shoulders, but don't "carry" everything alone. She really loves you, and she is willing and hopes to share it with you. Your troubles can't be hidden from her eyes. If you refuse to talk about it, she can only worry about you silently. Never lie to her. What you deceive is not her ears, what you deceive is her heart that loves you. It's not that your lies are very clever, it's just that because she loves you, she forces herself to believe you, and even helps you come up with various reasons to deceive herself. If she doesn't care about your past, don't ask her about it unless you can be honest with her about the history first. What you value is each other's future, right? Trust her fully. Because you are the only man in her world, and the others are classmates, colleagues or passers-by in her eyes. If you yourself are used to deceiving her, of course you won't be able to trust her completely, even if she does be honest with you. Have honest conversations with each other. Words are needed to communicate between hearts, to talk about each other's views on life, family, and work. To be a good talker, you must also be a good listener. Not only do you need to burn her with passionate love like a storm, but you also need to nourish her with crazy love like a steady stream of water. . . . . .